The best of Craigslist
07-09-2009, 10:51 AM
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Che Guevara
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best of craigslist: I took your purse and felt a connection - m4w
I took your purse and felt a connection - m4w
Date: 2009-05-14, 3:06AM EDT
Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I heard you yelling for help but let's be honest, this is New York. The only way people would come running is if you yelled "Free Weed!"
I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me.
Oh, and I can give you back your purse. Your credit cards are still there but I spent the cash (sorry). And my room mate took your tampons. I don't know what he does with them but he always takes the tampons. If it works out between us I'll totally buy you some new ones ;-)
Date: 2009-05-14, 3:06AM EDT
Tuesday night around 11:30. On 53rd btw 1st and 2nd. You came out of the subway and I followed you. You looked over your shoulder, saw me and started walking faster. I ran up, grabbed your arm, took your purse and ran away. I heard you yelling for help but let's be honest, this is New York. The only way people would come running is if you yelled "Free Weed!"
I've done many a snatch-and-grab but no one has ever stuck in my mind like you. There was a quick moment when our eyes met that I felt something strong. I think you felt it too. If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name. I, of course, later got your name from your drivers license. So Jennifer if you'd like to get together for a drink sometime get back to me.
Oh, and I can give you back your purse. Your credit cards are still there but I spent the cash (sorry). And my room mate took your tampons. I don't know what he does with them but he always takes the tampons. If it works out between us I'll totally buy you some new ones ;-)
07-09-2009, 11:09 AM
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Now all he has to do is take a picture of himself and post it. It will save some expenses for the booking photo.
07-09-2009, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 11Fan
Now all he has to do is take a picture of himself and post it. It will save some expenses for the booking photo.
07-09-2009, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ToiletDuck
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke
07-10-2009, 06:14 AM
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Now that Craigslist has banned erotic services ads, people are looking for alternate ways to hook up.
PS I use the tampons for cleaning my ears.
PS I use the tampons for cleaning my ears.
07-10-2009, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by navigatro
I use the tampons for cleaning my ears.
07-10-2009, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 11Fan
No strings attached.
That's for flossing my teeth.
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