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ryan1234 09-22-2009 03:36 PM

People of Walmart
 
If you need to kill some time and a good laugh:

People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store.

the bottom photo captions are pretty funny

jban642 09-22-2009 04:19 PM

That was great and that gives me many more reasons not to shop at walmart.

olkev 09-22-2009 04:57 PM

In theory, I would rather take a kick in the crotch as to go to WalMart, especially on the weekends. Unfortunately . . . I wind up going . . .

jungle 09-22-2009 07:58 PM

Let there be no doubt, you have not experienced the human condition until you have viewed these important photographs.
There is TV and there is reality, reality is far more entertaining. Where, how, why,what, who? It boggles the mind to even begin to contemplate the meaning.:D

Outlaw2097 09-22-2009 09:02 PM

as a friendly reminder, we share oxygen with these people...

Kilgore Trout 09-22-2009 10:30 PM

Have you seen these pictures, Mummy?
 
Dearest Mum, Ewww.
I must say it again, ewww.
What a dreadful display of tackiness by a veritable horde of tacky, awful, tacky "people". Did I say tacky too many times? Giggle.
Why, just the other day, whilst in the sun-room awaiting the arrival of Ernesto (that lovely "personal" assistant)(you remember him Mummy, the Mexican fellow who makes those grand Mimosas) and perusing the latest issue of the New York Times, I received a call on my cellular telephone.
My darling friend Anna (you've read about her in the "lifestyles" section) was up in arms. Hysterical. Screaming mad. Anna was so very agitated. Anna had heard through the Hollyweird (giggle) grapevine that a "Wal-Mart" (ghastly name for a civilized shopping establishment) was going to be built in her lovely birthplace, the town of ******, Wyoming (I absolutely must not tell you the town, or you might be able to figure out who my celebrity friend Anna actually is, giggle).
A scandal, Anna and I agreed. All of those tacky, tacky people. In vests. Absolutely ghastly. What can be done?
Ooof, the poor. Ghastly creatures. Absolutely no fashion sense. Someone please put them out of my misery. Giggle.
Please help Mummy, Anna's got some friends who would dearly appreciate our family contributing just a small bit of the trust in an attempt to spare that poor little town of Anna's origin from the horror that is "Wal-Mart".
Love and Kisses, Katarina

Oh and yes, Mummy, you may want to watch this "internet" video piece also. I've "linked" the last part, but you may want to also watch parts 1-3.
YouTube - Penn and Teller Bull**** S05E02 Walmart PART 4 of 4

alarkyokie 09-23-2009 04:18 AM

39 pages!
That's better than an afternoon at LAX!

As a corollary, Wal-mart people are world wide and want to serve you!
http://www.beltdrivebetty.com/index....t-eating-there

HoursHore 09-23-2009 05:09 AM

After viewing the pics, I am starting to doubt the one man, one vote thing.

ufgatorpilot 09-23-2009 07:04 AM

It's pretty sad that you can't even go shopping for groceries these days without your picture ending up on the internet for people to laugh at....

Airhoss 09-23-2009 08:42 AM

OH I don't know I thought that NAZI chick on page 24 looked like a real sweet young lady. :eek:

Hi mom I'd like you to meet my new girl friend Der Furorita.;)


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