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"need for speed!"
When your schedule gets to be TOO much, this might help!
Variable Resistance Speed Parachute |
I have to use one of those or I can't see due to the blinding wind. I'm like a Cheetah!
Riiiiiiight. |
WARNING !
Do not buy any products from ACME. Regards, Wile E. |
I used one of those when I was in track in high school. It feels very stupid and is near impossible when there is a crosswind. The worst was when the winds were around 20 knots and the chute actually blew in front of us and pulled us along at certain points in the track.
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I had to wear somthing similar when I was a world champion Naked co-ed Kiteboarder......wait..never mind:D:D:D
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Originally Posted by TPROP4ever
(Post 714267)
I had to wear somthing similar when I was a world champion Naked co-ed Kiteboarder......wait..never mind:D:D:D
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I need help when I run too but the thrust drag vector is reversed from that gadget.
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Originally Posted by alarkyokie
(Post 714307)
Is that clip on youtube?
there better not be:eek::D |
WARNING!!! Side effects of the Variable Resistance Speed Parachute include:
Social Awkwardness Never Getting Laid Herpes Heart Failure Super Herpes |
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