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dh05z28 03-01-2010 06:36 PM

What the HELL Jake?
 
K. So my wife made me start watching the Bachelor this season and I got hooked. I just watched the finale and puked in my mouth ALOT. He made a huge mistake!

AmberLamb 03-01-2010 07:04 PM

Jake is going Hollywood, it was announced today he will be on DWTS. :rolleyes:

tausap 03-01-2010 07:18 PM

Why does everybody start with "My wife made me watch...."?

chuckyt1 03-01-2010 07:57 PM


Originally Posted by tausap (Post 771653)
Why does everybody start with "My wife made me watch...."?

That's why my flat screen is in the basement. She doesn't like the basement.

Golden Bear 03-01-2010 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by chuckyt1 (Post 771673)
That's why my flat screen is in the basement. She doesn't like the basement.

What did you do to her down there?

kalyx522 03-01-2010 08:51 PM

Totally disappointed, on looks alone there were at least like 15 hotter (way hotter) women, and personality-wise too most of them seemed better than Vienna. I guess Jake couldnt resist the "bad girl" :rolleyes: They will probably break up in a month and both will be on the way to Hollywood's d-list. good on him on finding a cool way to make extra cash, hope he doesnt actually marry Vienna so she could rob him for all his worth!

Kilgore Trout 03-01-2010 09:19 PM

I know not of this television show you all are talking about. Sounds hawt.

I was thinking of pitching a tv show called Alaska's hottest single FAR part 135 pilots. I know lots of single pilots here. Not sure how hot we are though. Might have to get stand-ins.

dh05z28 03-01-2010 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by AmberLamb (Post 771649)
Jake is going Hollywood, it was announced today he will be on DWTS. :rolleyes:

Where does the guy get all this time off? I think they said he's only been with ASA for five years. Anyone know if he's on voluntary LOA? Seems like the only way he could swing all these months off.

ce650 03-02-2010 04:07 AM

Does anyone on here actually fly with this guy? I would think life in the cockpit would be hell for him now. He did pick the wrong one also, she is dumber than a fence post

FlyJSH 03-02-2010 04:16 AM


Originally Posted by AmberLamb (Post 771649)
Jake is going Hollywood, it was announced today he will be on DWTS. :rolleyes:

I had to google DWTS. After I learned what it was, I was happy I didn't recognize it.



Originally Posted by tausap (Post 771653)
Why does everybody start with "My wife made me watch...."?

Simple, they would rather admit to being whipped than admit Lifetime is their favorite network.

DWN3GRN 03-02-2010 07:22 AM

The joke is on Vienna, He just want's to get in Julianne Hough's Pants.

dh05z28 03-02-2010 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by FlyJSH (Post 771739)
I had to google DWTS. After I learned what it was, I was happy I didn't recognize it.




Simple, they would rather admit to being whipped than admit Lifetime is their favorite network.

Haha, that's pretty good. I take it you've never seen an episode of Oprah either?

I'm married....I dress like Larry David and I have nothing to prove. I will say though, DWTS and "Idol" are off limits ;)

tausap 03-02-2010 10:56 AM

I have no problem admitting that I watched it without anyone making me. I heard there was an airline pilot on it and thought it would be good cheesy and mindless entertainment and I wasn't disappointed. I watched the first one (there were some hotties) and the last one, and one somewhere in between. The first was the cheesiest, what with the whole "top gun" motorcycle thing and the fact that he was reaching for the 737 fire handle to start the engine. I wouldn't mind having 25 beautiful women compete for me, but I guess I will have to settle for old dumpy flight attendants who want nothing to do with me. At least it won't make me cry all the time!

chuckyt1 03-02-2010 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by Golden Bear (Post 771681)
What did you do to her down there?

It was so long ago I thought she'd have gotten over it by now:D

Truth is I just keep it below 68 degrees down there. She hates being cold.

Plus - That TV only receives sporting events, 24, NCIS and On Demand movies from the action category.

Luv2Rotate 03-02-2010 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by tausap (Post 771653)
Why does everybody start with "My wife made me watch...."?

I've been through that a few times... I've been happily divorced for 5yrs now :D

ASpilot2be 03-02-2010 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout (Post 771692)

I was thinking of pitching a tv show called Alaska's hottest single FAR part 135 pilots. I know lots of single pilots here. Not sure how hot we are though. Might have to get stand-ins.

I like it!:D

There will have to be alot of money involved for the women to put up with the Carhartts and X-tra tuffs.:)

flyandive 03-03-2010 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by FlyJSH (Post 771739)
I had to google DWTS. After I learned what it was, I was happy I didn't recognize it.




Simple, they would rather admit to being whipped than admit Lifetime is their favorite network.


Hey, it seems Oprah's Oxygen network is always playing one of the Resident Evil movies. B-movies with Milla Jovovich in them? Better than the Sy Fy channel if you ask me. :D

rickair7777 03-03-2010 03:22 PM

What's "Lifetime"? :confused:


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