Universal Punch Lines
 

There are jokes that are widely known by just the punchline. Can any one add to the list?

Come on Ice Cream
Read the Card
20 bucks, just like downtown.
Sack of flour and aim for the wet spot.
Don't call me Shirley


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Paint my house.

Nacho cheese.
Sorry, I had to do it.

....and breakfast was my idea.

That's what she said...
BOOM, ZING! Thanks folks, I'm here all week....

By the numbers...
A tabloid reporter went to the annual joke teller's convention to report on it for her newspaper. Part of the convention was a joke competition. The first comedian came out and said, "Number 236." The crowd burst out laughing. The next comedian walked on stage and said, "Number 1265." Around of laughter gripped the audience. Some of the people around the reporter even fell out of their chairs. Another one came out and said, "Number 876." The chuckling lasted for minutes.

The confused reporter turned to the person seated next to her and asked, "I don't get it. Why are they just saying numbers?"
The guy replied, "Well, we know all the jokes by numbers, so all the competitors have to do is give the number."
The next comedian came out and said, "Number 834." Silence. Not even a guffaw...
The reporter asked, "What happened?"
"Some people just don't know how to tell a joke."
The next comedian came out and said, "Number 1254." The audience erupted with raucous laughter. More hysterics than any of the previous comedians.
The reporter asked, "What happened?"
"That was a joke we had never heard before."

Hang on to your hat, cowboy, we may wind up miles from here!

What, AGAIN?

One more
 

Nooooo, but you ******* just one goat.