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Old 03-27-2011, 09:06 AM
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Every week David Letterman has an online contest for a "Top Ten" on current events.

Late Show Top Ten - CBS.com

this week's is "Top Ten things you don't want to hear from your air traffic controller". Winners get a T-shirt or mouse pad.
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Old 03-27-2011, 03:48 PM
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I submitted.

"Trying to connect these dots is bull******"
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Old 03-27-2011, 03:57 PM
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The best ones are the ones the public will never understand.

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Old 03-27-2011, 04:00 PM
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"You give good heading"
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Old 03-27-2011, 04:01 PM
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"Just don't look outside"
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Old 03-27-2011, 04:03 PM
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ATC: "Turn heading 120"
Female Pilot: "Roger turning 120"
ATC: "Who let you out of the kitchen?"

Could go on for days lol
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Oh yeah, my mother in law is arriving on that flight today.

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I've never seen that on the weather radar.
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"Sorry, totally spaced out there for a second...did you say you wanted fries with that?"
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"Your new at this flying thing, aren't you?"
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"All you voices in my head, leave me alone!"
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