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Old 08-16-2012, 07:02 PM
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The guy that came up with the zero to hero flight program.
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Old 08-16-2012, 07:26 PM
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The guy who hangs on his cell phone until his bags are going through the x-ray machine at a security checkpoint, then rushes to take off his shoes, belt, empty his pockets, run back to get a bin to put them in and still sets off the metal detector. Meanwhile, on the other end his items take up the entire roller line and metal table/chute things so nobody else can grab his or her items and get on with their day because numb nuts and his phone are still trying to figure out how not to set off the detector.

Would it kill you to lay off the phone for a while? If its that important, wait until you're through security. Dumbass.
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Old 08-16-2012, 07:41 PM
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TOTDecade....whoever made the movie Malibu's Most Wanted.
I vehemently disagree.

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Old 08-16-2012, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by etflies View Post
...Meanwhile, on the other end his items take up the entire roller line and metal table/chute things so nobody else can grab his or her items and get on with their day because numb nuts and his phone are still trying to figure out how not to set off the detector.
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I have never had a problem politely stacking numb nuts' tubs into a neat little heap or putting them on the ground under the conveyor to make room for the real people to get their stuff. It helps if you find the tub with his shoes and put it at the very bottom of the stack.
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Old 08-16-2012, 08:49 PM
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I have never had a problem politely stacking numb nuts' tubs into a neat little heap or putting them on the ground under the conveyor to make room for the real people to get their stuff. It helps if you find the tub with his shoes and put it at the very bottom of the stack.
I tried to start stacking them but one of the tin badge goons got on my case to stop
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Old 08-16-2012, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by etflies View Post
I tried to start stacking them but one of the tin badge goons got on my case to stop
You mean the Toilet Safety Administration?

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Old 08-17-2012, 05:39 AM
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People who call soccer football..........I thought we went through this.
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Old 08-17-2012, 05:50 AM
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Hahaha good find.
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Old 08-17-2012, 06:44 AM
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People who are cheap and buy the crappy 1 ply toilet paper.
I work in a Gov't building. When I started we had 2 ply rough as sandpaper bungwipe. After cutbacks, new cleaning (non-existant) service people, they're down to one ply.

It should not be called "toilet paper". It's a cornhole removing device for the first millimeter per swipe, then pure excitement if you're into that sorta thing when your fingers break through. I have resorted to bringing my own thunder paper from home as I don't like sandpaper and surprises near my exit door.
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Old 08-17-2012, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by frmrdashtrash View Post
I work in a Gov't building. When I started we had 2 ply rough as sandpaper bungwipe. After cutbacks, new cleaning (non-existant) service people, they're down to one ply.

It should not be called "toilet paper". It's a cornhole removing device for the first millimeter per swipe, then pure excitement if you're into that sorta thing when your fingers break through. I have resorted to bringing my own thunder paper from home as I don't like sandpaper and surprises near my exit door.

New topic please.
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