Tool of the day
09-14-2012, 10:38 PM
#2713
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Position: Urban chicken rancher.
Posts: 6,070
Originally Posted by Timbo
My wife makes me put mine on before we...
But...she used to be a F/A so 'scewing a pilot' is the only way she can "Get Off"
She wanted me to wear Eli Manning's uniform, I told her I'd rather masterbate, and I did, all over her Eli shirt!
But...she used to be a F/A so 'scewing a pilot' is the only way she can "Get Off"
She wanted me to wear Eli Manning's uniform, I told her I'd rather masterbate, and I did, all over her Eli shirt!
Gross.
09-15-2012, 03:40 AM
#2714
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,538
Originally Posted by buzzpat
Wow....too much info Timbo. I think that makes you a tool.
Gross.
Gross.
I'll see if I can get a "Capt. O'Toole" nametag.
On the divorce thing, when I was a 727 engineer, one of the first Capts. I flew with said, "You're SINGLE?? Don't you know you are depriving some poor flight attendant her rightful alimoney??!"
The F/O laughed but it took me about 5 more years (of flying with divorced from pilot F/A's) to figure it out.
09-15-2012, 05:18 PM
#2716
Eats shoots and leaves...
Joined APC: Apr 2007
Position: Didactic Synthetic Aviation Experience Provider
Posts: 849
Originally Posted by RunnerMark
I wear my uniform to the supermarket after almost every trip. It's on my way home. The cashier is hot. She likes pilots. End of story.
(And quit acting like a pilot uniform is the equivalent of a Nazi uniform.)
(And quit acting like a pilot uniform is the equivalent of a Nazi uniform.)
Then it's okay to act like it's the equivalent of a Nazi uniform.
Presumably this isn't the uniform your wearing to get the cashier excited.
If so, that raises many questions.
Just sayin'...
09-15-2012, 05:42 PM
#2718
Junior Senior
Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: Whiskey Papa
Posts: 2,845
TOTD.....actually yesterday. The guy who not only turned the seat belt sign on and off 4 times during a 2 hour flight, BUT had to make a PA as to why he was doing it. Many of the pax (me included) were coming off red-eyes and just wanted to SLEEEEEP.
09-16-2012, 04:00 AM
#2719
Logbook...
Joined APC: Sep 2008
Posts: 377
End of trip procedure: Leave parking lot and accelerate to 70 or so...click on cruise control while sliding seat back. Remove boots and flight suit or loafers and skycap suit while swerving less than most milfs sexting the soccer coach. Ignore the trucker that just saw your nasty undies. Pull on the cargo shorts, favorite Tshirt, slip on the flops and THEN make the beer run, Lowe's run, grocery run. Dont pull the arm hole over your head or navigation gets dicey for a spell. Practice makes perfect.
09-16-2012, 04:14 AM
#2720
Line Holder
Joined APC: Feb 2011
Posts: 33
Originally Posted by Tankerhead
End of trip procedure: Leave parking lot and accelerate to 70 or so...click on cruise control while sliding seat back. Remove boots and flight suit or loafers and skycap suit while swerving less than most milfs sexting the soccer coach. Ignore the trucker that just saw your nasty undies. Pull on the cargo shorts, favorite Tshirt, slip on the flops and THEN make the beer run, Lowe's run, grocery run. Dont pull the arm hole over your head or navigation gets dicey for a spell. Practice makes perfect.
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