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Old 09-14-2012, 07:46 PM
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But...she used to be a F/A so 'scewing a pilot' is the only way she can "Get Off"
Divorce????
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Old 09-14-2012, 09:01 PM
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
My wife makes me put mine on before we...

But...she used to be a F/A so 'scewing a pilot' is the only way she can "Get Off"

She wanted me to wear Eli Manning's uniform, I told her I'd rather masterbate, and I did, all over her Eli shirt!
Wow....too much info Timbo. I think that makes you a tool.

Gross.
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Old 09-15-2012, 03:40 AM
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Wow....too much info Timbo. I think that makes you a tool.

Gross.
That's why we're here, right?

I'll see if I can get a "Capt. O'Toole" nametag.

On the divorce thing, when I was a 727 engineer, one of the first Capts. I flew with said, "You're SINGLE?? Don't you know you are depriving some poor flight attendant her rightful alimoney??!"

The F/O laughed but it took me about 5 more years (of flying with divorced from pilot F/A's) to figure it out.
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:55 AM
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Even with their "rightful alimony", they're not happy! He!!, with the alimony AND the house they're not happy.

GF

PS: still married to #1, so this is an observation.
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RunnerMark View Post
I wear my uniform to the supermarket after almost every trip. It's on my way home. The cashier is hot. She likes pilots. End of story.

(And quit acting like a pilot uniform is the equivalent of a Nazi uniform.)
Unless of course it's one of these:



Then it's okay to act like it's the equivalent of a Nazi uniform.

Presumably this isn't the uniform your wearing to get the cashier excited.

If so, that raises many questions.

Just sayin'...
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by bcrosier View Post
If I see that guy at the supermarket, I'm going to get some ham and put it in my cart... QUICK.
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:42 PM
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TOTD.....actually yesterday. The guy who not only turned the seat belt sign on and off 4 times during a 2 hour flight, BUT had to make a PA as to why he was doing it. Many of the pax (me included) were coming off red-eyes and just wanted to SLEEEEEP.
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Old 09-16-2012, 04:00 AM
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End of trip procedure: Leave parking lot and accelerate to 70 or so...click on cruise control while sliding seat back. Remove boots and flight suit or loafers and skycap suit while swerving less than most milfs sexting the soccer coach. Ignore the trucker that just saw your nasty undies. Pull on the cargo shorts, favorite Tshirt, slip on the flops and THEN make the beer run, Lowe's run, grocery run. Dont pull the arm hole over your head or navigation gets dicey for a spell. Practice makes perfect.
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Old 09-16-2012, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Tankerhead View Post
End of trip procedure: Leave parking lot and accelerate to 70 or so...click on cruise control while sliding seat back. Remove boots and flight suit or loafers and skycap suit while swerving less than most milfs sexting the soccer coach. Ignore the trucker that just saw your nasty undies. Pull on the cargo shorts, favorite Tshirt, slip on the flops and THEN make the beer run, Lowe's run, grocery run. Dont pull the arm hole over your head or navigation gets dicey for a spell. Practice makes perfect.
Are you spying on me? This is precisely my modus operandi post sequence. Uncanny.
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