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Old 09-20-2012, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by crabinow16 View Post
I can't figure out if her house is full of little cereal boxes and when she pours milk for a bowl of cereal does it take like ten of the small milks?
Only if her cats are named "little cereal boxes" because that's where the milk is going.
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:23 AM
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The medical lab that takes your credit card and tells you it's to bill you for any or all charges your insurance won't pay. (then provides the outrageous amount you may be billed!) When I complained to the technician she said to call the customer service number. Called them and someone is lying since they told me you don't have to provide credit card info if you don't want to. ***????
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:39 AM
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The Geekiest Cage Fighter Ever Video

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Old 09-21-2012, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain Bligh View Post
Dude?!! You have a synagog in the back of an 18 wheeler? Here I thought mobile meth labs were inovative.
Very creative. I like it.

Maybe I could combine the two?
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by crabinow16 View Post
I am all confused on what I was quoting now.

My new Tool is our Flight attendant who made us lose free breakfast and stopped a few hotel from opening up the continental breakfast early for us because she would go in and take every thing and i mean everything. i.e. show up at Hotel see a nice big basket of fruit go to room decide I want an apple. go down stairs and am in time to see said FA dump entire bowl into her purse. I can't figure out if her house is full of little cereal boxes and when she pours milk for a bowl of cereal does it take like ten of the small milks?
If you're at PDT, I know who you're talking about. Capt and I watched her come down in uniform 3 hours before show time with her roll aboard. She proceeded to pull out Ziplocs and Thermoses and fill all until she ran out, then stuff it into her bag. She saw us as she was leaving, got a little red faced and said "it's easier than carrying it all back up".

We were astounded....

Had a CA who's bag got dropped down the airstair door one night. Upon dropping, we heard glass popping. Turns out he had a bunch of light bulbs in there from the first two overnights. Said next time he'd pack them in between the rolls of toilet paper a little better.
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by samballs View Post
The loser, Randy, is from Belleville, Michigan (KYIP).
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:16 AM
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You just have to wonder what else and how much of it this FA has stolen throughout her career (life) and how much more she will keep on stealing? I’d call her on it in a heartbeat and ask if she needed a fundraiser started for her poverty condition? I have no problem burning two-bit thief’s.
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:45 AM
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I don't get people that take all this crap.

You can spend a couple bucks and get all the shampoo and cereal you want. And its worth that couple bucks to 1) not be stealing and 2) not have to deal with carrying it around.
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:16 AM
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The person (usually a crewmember) who discovers upon checking into the hotel that there is no "Do Not Disturb" sign in the room; and instead of making the effort to call the front desk to have somebody come up and put one on the door, just takes the sign off of somebody else's door.

The remedy?

Always take a pen and make a subtle mark on your "DND" sign before hanging it on your door. Then, if somebody pilfers it -- and you would expect it would be somebody within a couple of doors of you -- you'll know who it was.

I'll leave the rest to the creative imaginations that continue to provide this forum with so much amusement...
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:11 AM
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Soooo, to recap-----ONLY FAs are guilty of being cheap and stealing food and other supplies. Funny, but I've known more than a few pilots who've done the same AND have gone so low as to steal light bulbs and batteries from the remote control from hotel rooms.
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