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Old 06-09-2014, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
Fess up... who is it?



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Wait a tic, are those 5-star Epaulets on his short cuffs?
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Old 06-09-2014, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
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A picture of a captain not wearing his hat... Why can't guys just wear their hats anymore.
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Old 06-09-2014, 08:04 AM
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The Express jet fo on our jumpseat this week out of FLL going to ATL. The gate agent actually brought the jet-way back to the door so she could board "one more passenger." He coughed and sneezed all over the back of the Captains head and proceeded to pass gas for last 30 minutes of the leg. When we got to the gate in Atlanta, he actually tried to shake hands. According to his ID, he was hired less than a year ago. Anybody know him?
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Old 06-09-2014, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Herman View Post
The Express jet fo on our jumpseat this week out of FLL going to ATL. The gate agent actually brought the jet-way back to the door so she could board "one more passenger." He coughed and sneezed all over the back of the Captains head and proceeded to pass gas for last 30 minutes of the leg. When we got to the gate in Atlanta, he actually tried to shake hands. According to his ID, he was hired less than a year ago. Anybody know him?
His XJ brother was on the jumpseat yesterday with a nose like a faucet. With no tissues or hanky I had to listen to him slurp, sniff, cough and snort 12 inches from my ear. Allergies he says. Toolish I says.
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Old 06-09-2014, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
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Thats the latest and greatest fuel saving measure. Company says they'll save millions on APU fuel burn, air carts and pack wear/tear. Come on guys, read your bullitens!
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Old 06-09-2014, 08:33 AM
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.au

That explains the hysteria.

European wanna be authority worshipers in a huff about something absolutely completely insignificant.
.au is Australia not European
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Old 06-09-2014, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
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That's me. I spilled coffee on my work pants and, well ... the show must go on. I'm on the phone with the CP asking for the okay.
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Old 06-09-2014, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
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HAHAHAHAHA OMFG that's AWESOME!

Even if its airbrushed its still awesome!

Even if its somewhere in Europe AND airbrushed, its still awesome!

We type "LOL" a lot these days, but this warrants an LLOL (literally laughed out loud)!

OMG I'm still laughing.
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Old 06-09-2014, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by CheapTrick View Post
His XJ brother was on the jumpseat yesterday with a nose like a faucet. With no tissues or hanky I had to listen to him slurp, sniff, cough and snort 12 inches from my ear. Allergies he says. Toolish I says.
That's the guy...allergies he told us. My Capt was furious. Interestingly my Fort Lauderdale based flight attendants know him all too well as "a problem child and an a$$." They all have 25 years plus! Nice job Ulysses...
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Old 06-10-2014, 06:26 PM
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I found nail clippings all over the cockpit floor on my side one time. Looked in the logbook, and called my friend who was the fo on the plane the previous day, and sure enough he said his captain was clipping his nails in cruise.
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