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Old 04-30-2012, 04:28 PM
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Etiquet question: when disconnecting the autopilot is it okay to say "hold my beer, watch this!"?
Most would say no, it's not OK, just hold the beer between your legs If you can't maintain 1G in the roll ....... then you're a tool!
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Old 04-30-2012, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by HSLD View Post
Most would say no, it's not OK, just hold the beer between your legs If you can't maintain 1G in the roll ....... then you're a tool!
Only HSLD could pull off that one!
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Old 04-30-2012, 05:22 PM
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The pilot that asks the FA to put her finger in the coffee instead of sugar.
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by block30 View Post
Only HSLD could pull off that one!
No, I'd ask you to hold my beer. My name is HSLD, and I'm a tool.
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Sink r8 View Post
No need. Betcha they have students doing discertations on this thread at ERAU ("The Academy") for years to come. I can only imagine the titles.
A buddy of mine, very cool and level headed, went to "The Academy".

He told the story about how one time he and his friend were on the beach, the Academy with a nearby Daytona Beach, and met some hot girls.

He was excited.

Anyways, he went to get something or go to the bathroom, I don't remember what, but he was gone for the minimum time necessary.

When he got back his friend was in the middle of explaining to these bikini babes how Boeing had hit a home run with the new 737NG wing over the classic's wing and probably what it was that made it different.

He was ****ed.
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid View Post
A buddy of mine, very cool and level headed, went to "The Academy".

He told the story about how one time he and his friend were on the beach, the Academy with a nearby Daytona Beach, and met some hot girls.

He was excited.

Anyways, he went to get something or go to the bathroom, I don't remember what, but he was gone for the minimum time necessary.

When he got back his friend was in the middle of explaining to these bikini babes how Boeing had hit a home run with the new 737NG wing over the classic's wing and probably what it was that made it different.

He was ****ed.
Reminds me of a rule we had at "The Academy." Anyone who shows their pilot's license to anyone at the bar has to buy drinks for the rest of the night. Sadly, there were plenty of tools who busted this rule on a nightly basis.
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Flyby1206 View Post
Reminds me of a rule we had at "The Academy." Anyone who shows their pilot's license to anyone at the bar has to buy drinks for the rest of the night. Sadly, there were plenty of tools who busted this rule on a nightly basis.
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:28 PM
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:45 PM
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TOTD Winner for sure... he has no idea what pain we've suffered as a group for many years in this department. How dare he remind us.
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Old 04-30-2012, 11:44 PM
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Started to read that but got side tracked by this;
Analise J. Garner, Illinois Woman, Allegedly Bit Dog, Attacked Mother During Domestic Incident

Three times! Must be a cat person.
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