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lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:10 PM

Massive huge amazingly awesome eagle news!!!
 
I just heard great news from the rumor mill!!!

New airplanes are coming!!! We are going to offer hourly nonstop service from LAX direct to Uranus (mars rover EAT YOUR HEART OUT!)!! It will be in 747SPs with hooter girls as flight attendants. All the bottom 600 guys will fly them both left and right seat only, sine they were actually going to be furloughed. You will get 18 days off a month. The AA guys are going to be really ****ed since they use to fly these, but it still falls in the 88 seat scope, since they will feature 3 classes of service.

I am really excited, does anyone know where I can get one of these as a model airline in Eagle colors, so I can put it next to my EMJ145 on my bookshelf. I heard they might even paint it in AA colors and let us fly it!! We might even get AA company ID badges!

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...7KLDvWvzpjvxDA

Fly782 09-10-2012 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by rickt86 (Post 1259067)
I just heard great news from the rumor mill!!!

New airplanes are coming!!! We are going to offer hourly nonstop service from LAX direct to Uranus (mars rover EAT YOUR HEART OUT!)!! It will be in 747SPs with hooter girls as flight attendants. All the bottom 600 guys will fly them both left and right seat only, sine they were actually going to be furloughed. You will get 18 days off a month. The AA guys are going to be really ****ed since they use to fly these, but it still falls in the 88 seat scope, since they will feature 3 classes of service.

I am really excited, does anyone know where I can get one of these as a model airline in Eagle colors, so I can put it next to my EMJ145 on my bookshelf. I heard they might even paint it in AA colors and let us fly it!! We might even get AA company ID badges!

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...7KLDvWvzpjvxDA

Someone has had a couple too many Mikes tonight. Your getting awfully worked up lately, so much that you forgot to mention who will be the plumber

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:26 PM

http://www.diecastaircraftforum.com/...0-aa-747sp.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...4ZA_Wiss0ch8j1
http://www.nprovis.com/img/Boeing%20747SP%206.jpg
These will look great in Eagle colors, I also hear we are getting a new logo! I cant wait!!!!!!!!!!

I hear it might take 72 months since they have to use this new chemical that takes metal that has sat in the desert for 20 years and makes it like new!

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:27 PM


Originally Posted by Fly782 (Post 1259071)
Someone has had a couple too many Mikes tonight. Your getting awfully worked up lately, so much that you forgot to mention who will be the plumber

Mikes!! Those are for High-school kids, I drink Smirnoff, I work for a regional airline now!

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:27 PM

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...xzkReugrJpOAhM
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...5IJ29mtynFRyf1

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:28 PM

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...iyrco0KR4IXx0Q
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...HICiqWvJWs_9Pw

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:29 PM

I cant believe I have to put this.....but, the above is SARCASM, since I think someone out there might need it to be made clear. I thought the hourly service from LAX to Uranus would be enough?

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:30 PM

Also I hear that we lost the bid, GOJETz under cut us. I guess I wont be IN on this anymore =(

80ktsClamp 09-10-2012 08:30 PM

Soon...

http://becauseofbooze.com/wp-content...-out-thumb.jpg

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1259081)

+1, however you cant take the smile off my face, I think I am very witty!

Fly782 09-10-2012 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by rickt86 (Post 1259078)
I cant believe I have to put this.....but, the above is SARCASM, since I think someone out there might need it to be made clear. I thought the hourly service from LAX to Uranus would be enough?

It was sarcasm?!:eek: 80 you are definately correct on that assumption. This thread reminds me of that post about eagle being the new G7, CP, or OO. Ridiculous **** I B T L

lakehouse 09-10-2012 08:36 PM

I have to laugh at the edit comment^^^

amiskwia 09-10-2012 08:50 PM

Alguien se ha pasado un poco con los tripies... :eek:

lakehouse 09-10-2012 09:05 PM

Fun police in 3...2...

pete2800 09-10-2012 09:29 PM

SP = Short Plane/Stupid Purchase.

block30 09-11-2012 04:41 AM


Originally Posted by rickt86 (Post 1259083)
+1, however you cant take the smile off my face, I think I am very witty!

"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and ga---y"


West Side Story....I guess that is from West Side Story. I don't go for musicals, but that lyric is burned into my memory from elementary school. Unwanted music forced upon my protesting ears.

Rick, as for the negotiations of pay on the new aircraft, good luck. We're all counting you.

(Mooney, we're all counting on you, too....but for what I can't remember.)

lakehouse 09-11-2012 06:00 AM


Originally Posted by block30 (Post 1259121)
"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and ga---y"


West Side Story....I guess that is from West Side Story. I don't go for musicals, but that lyric is burned into my memory from elementary school. Unwanted music forced upon my protesting ears.

Rick, as for the negotiations of pay on the new aircraft, good luck. We're all counting you.

(Mooney, we're all counting on you, too....but for what I can't remember.)

pay, wouldnt we just fly them for free??

MrBigAir 09-11-2012 07:02 AM

I did always like the SP...

CaptainCarl 09-11-2012 07:18 AM

This thread makes me smile :)

lakehouse 09-11-2012 08:02 AM

Maybe we will get some of these too

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...00_Volpati.jpg

scubabri 09-11-2012 12:23 PM

did you ride in the short 747 or the long 747?


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