It's gone for good!
 

I had it but unfortunately can't get it back to you. I loaned it to one of my other layover girls in Chicago. She was checking herself out in it the other day while looking in the mirror. She confessed to me that she looked old, fat and not sexy. As she was crying and obviously hurting, she asked me for a compliment to make her feel better. Trying to be supportive and sensitive, I told her she has almost perfect vision. I am now looking for another layover girl in the Chicago area. She took your lace thong and I don't expect to get it back.

Well, you owe me one then, darling. That was not only my favorite pair, but it was my only pair. Guess I'll have to go without from now on.

I'll have one shipped direct to you on Continental. In fact, I'll hand deliver it!

Would you two like me to book you a room? :D :p