I Am About To Commit A Homicide!
 

So Mr. vagabond bought a pressure washer two months ago and left it sitting in the garage .... until 3 days ago when he fired the thing up to wash out our backyard.

We had replaced the lawn with pavers all over several years ago. Being in the Pacific Northwest, the moss just moved right in and occupied every nook and cranny to the point where we couldn't see the basket weave pattern of the pavers any longer.

Three days, 6 hours each day, and another 2 hours today of water later, the place looks great, but for reasons I still don't understand, he also managed to pressure wash my tomatoes, jalapenos and squash. They are going to die soon.

I think I'm going to kill him first! I'm going to make him swallow the water bill! I'm going to prevent him from bathing for a week! I'm going to make his coffee with apple juice! I'm going to give that pressure washer away!

Why don't you just pressure wash...him?

;^)

SO you want to kill a guy for being clean??!!

You don't need vegetables.. haha

Wives.... :rolleyes:

Typical.

Give ya a job and then complain about the way ya did it...





:p

In.......:p

Before you guys get too carried away with the recrimination, let me clarify that I like a clean house as much as the next girl. It was the pressure washing of my beloved vegetables that got me boiling mad. There are little green tomatoes blasted prematurely from the vines. The mother vines themselves are close to death. I have a notion to lock up that dang pressure washer and never let him near it again.

Just wait until you see him bending over, then insert the pressure washer and give him a good old fashioned Colonic!

Probably your best bet.

And when you need it cleaned again, you can simply do it yourself.

With that thread title you probably just spiked the NSA's wiretap program!! :D