Originally Posted by Skygirl (Post 94771)

Really??? Imagine that!! ;) Why do you think I go around talking to myself all the time? Because I am the mother only of male offspring!!

Originally Posted by wild4theuniform (Post 94938)

The boys don't listen, but at least they don't give me attitude like the girls do! :eek: :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by calcapt (Post 94706)

I could transcend my hostage negotiator coolness to the classroom.

"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".

Originally Posted by MadDogDriver (Post 93608)

I would be a musician, a guitar player. My dream job would be playing with the E srteet band. Flying for Fedex or UPS seems easy now...