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SoltnDiscovery 08-01-2014 12:33 AM

Wanted: Support Crew for Phenom 100 (Updated)
 
If you have 1000+ hrs rated on Embraer Phenom 100, a gleaming CV/Resume, all the relevant appropriate paperwork and insurances with certified copies and 2 references; are available in Miami, Fl in September for 2 weeks then we'd like to hear from you.
The Gig is support crew role alongside the very best ex-military pilots, who will be interviewing candidates themselves.
Expenses paid and excellent flying rate of pay.

This is a high profile gig. The ex-fighter jet captain and first officer have stipulated those minimums: much like much of the military we won't compromise our standards. If you think you're up to the exceptionally high minimums and have got what it takes to inspire confidence in the primary crew for this and future missions, we'd be interested to hear from you. If not, good luck and safe landings.

Closing date for CVs and all relevant information and covering letter 7th AUGUST 1700hrs Zulu (GMT). Email [email protected].

aviatorhi 08-01-2014 12:42 AM

Bwahahahahaha... How high is your horse?

CRM114 08-01-2014 12:58 AM

Wanted: Support Crew for Phenom 100 (Updated)
 
Iceman, Mav, and Jester will doing the interview and extra points if you can play volleyball.

At least the guy took out the "excellent way to build time to 1500 hours" verbiage.

SoltnDiscovery 08-01-2014 03:16 AM

It's a high horse, granted. Volleyball skills are a plus, as ever. Good Banter, try harder.

N9373M 08-01-2014 03:51 AM

It sounds like you should hire the guys you want for only 2 weeks. Of course, I'm probably reading your ad incorrectly.

Good luck!

satpak77 08-01-2014 04:05 AM


Originally Posted by soltndiscovery (Post 1696689)
if you have 1000+ hrs rated on embraer phenom 100, a gleaming cv/resume, all the relevant appropriate paperwork and insurances with certified copies and 2 references; are available in miami, fl in september for 2 weeks then we'd like to hear from you.
the gig is support crew role alongside the very best ex-military pilots, who will be interviewing candidates themselves.
expenses paid and excellent flying rate of pay.

This is a high profile gig. The ex-fighter jet captain and first officer have stipulated those minimums: Much like much of the military we won't compromise our standards. if you think you're up to the exceptionally high minimums and have got what it takes to inspire confidence in the primary crew for this and future missions, we'd be interested to hear from you. If not, good luck and safe landings.

Closing date for cvs and all relevant information and covering letter 7th august 1700hrs zulu (gmt). Email [email protected].

uh, loooseer

SoltnDiscovery 08-01-2014 04:24 AM

The very best of luck to you all.

wyanrare 08-01-2014 06:35 AM

I've seen "The Right Stuff" a bunch, sign me up! do we get to wear flight suits?

Ewfflyer 08-01-2014 07:14 AM

I bet these guys fly the best 10 mile patterns you've seen......wings level! The plane doesn't bank, the earth shifts for them.

Beer:30 08-01-2014 08:30 AM

Shouldn't this be in the "tool of the day" thread?

DYNASTY HVY 08-02-2014 04:21 AM


Originally Posted by Beer:30 (Post 1696991)
Shouldn't this be in the "tool of the day" thread?

The OP or some of those who replied?:p

Adlerdriver 08-02-2014 10:29 AM

This post is truly amazing. The more I read it, the more subtle things jump out. First, there's the obvious: the absolutely incredible level of condescension conveyed throughout the posting. I'm sure you may get some responses, but any professional pilot worth hiring would probably steer clear of this simply based on that. I can't imagine what sort of work environment you guys would create with this as your starting point.


Originally Posted by SoltnDiscovery (Post 1696689)
a gleaming CV/Resume,

Technically, CV (or Curriculum Vitae) and Resume are not interchangeable terms - but I guess as long as either one is "gleaming" they'll do, right?


Originally Posted by SoltnDiscovery (Post 1696689)
.. are available in Miami, Fl in September for 2 weeks

So, any two weeks will do? The first and last of the month? Should they be consecutive? Dealer's choice?


Originally Posted by SoltnDiscovery (Post 1696689)
.. much like much of the military we won't compromise our standards..

"much like much"?? So, you won't compromise your standards like the portion of the military that does compromise its standards? Whose military are we talking about anyway?


Originally Posted by SoltnDiscovery (Post 1696689)
If you think you're up to the exceptionally high minimums

"think you're up" to the minimums? Minimums are sort of a yes or no situation, right? If someone can't even figure that out for certain, do you really want to hire them?


Originally Posted by SoltnDiscovery (Post 1696689)
If not, good luck and safe landings.

:D Nice of you to dismiss the unwashed masses with some good wishes.


Originally Posted by SoltnDiscovery (Post 1696689)
Closing date for CVs and all relevant information and covering letter 7th AUGUST 1700hrs Zulu (GMT).

Probably a good idea you added the (GMT) there. I'm sure Zulu all by itself would have been pretty confusing for all the pilots. :rolleyes:

Good luck and safe landings - Hopefully you'll find someone for your "gig".

Airhoss 08-02-2014 02:55 PM

This is a phishing expedition folks......

mosteam3985 08-02-2014 08:22 PM

I saw a Phenom land today in Miami that had a swinging pair of pickup truck nuts between the mains. Was that you guys?

FlyJSH 08-02-2014 08:30 PM

If they are so great, why the need to seek employees? The Blue Angels almost never post "help wanted" ads.

I won't even bother applying since my skills are so far above these guys. Heck, I have elite military forces from six first world countries calling me begging me to fly for them. I turn them all down since I own my own for hire air force.

I am so good, virgin mothers offer their daughters to me. And they should. I have a gazillion hours in A-12, SR-71, U-2, F-16, F-18 (yeah, I served in two branches), A-10 (actually three branches), and B-17s (I went back in time to fly missions over Berlin).

Still, I guess I am unqualified: no Phenom time.

JamesNoBrakes 08-02-2014 08:39 PM

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/...n_foto_003.jpg

So much ill will in this thread. It sounds like they are just looking for the Best of the Best. Just like when in 1969 the US Navy began a school to address the issues of inadequate air-crew training in air combat maneuvering. This school became known as Topgun.

mosteam3985 08-02-2014 08:51 PM

You're forgetting one thing........

The guy said they USED to be fighter pilots...that means you don't get to fly with the ICEMAN. You get to fly with....


THIS guy! :eek:

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/x...er-wingman.jpg

USMCFLYR 08-03-2014 03:37 AM


Originally Posted by FlyJSH (Post 1698134)
If they are so great, why the need to seek employees? The Blue Angels almost never post "help wanted" ads.

I won't even bother applying since my skills are so far above these guys. Heck, I have elite military forces from six first world countries calling me begging me to fly for them. I turn them all down since I own my own for hire air force.

I am so good, virgin mothers offer their daughters to me. And they should. I have a gazillion hours in A-12, SR-71, U-2, F-16, F-18 (yeah, I served in two branches), A-10 (actually three branches), and B-17s (I went back in time to fly missions over Berlin).

Still, I guess I am unqualified: no Phenom time.

Actually they do.
It usually comes out once a year on the local community forum called 'Message Traffic':D


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