Arrested on felony charges
 

My family and I were recently arrested on felony (insert the felony of your choosing) charges. We didn't have money to pay for an attorney but according to the recent email from the company they are paying for free legal help. Does anyone know the phone number to call to get this free legal advice? I only have one call so I want to make it count.

. . .What an absolute joke. . .

Where is this email?

Did you get caught sharing your Netflix password? That no joke is a felony these days in 'murica.

It's for crewmembers impacted by the recent immigration executive order. Came from Chief Pilot Update. So the original post - as written - - has no validity. My satire meter is off. So I guess it is in fact, an "absolute joke." Because it is. No really. It's a total joke.

If that's not the case, read early on in the red eye, when the content is still subject to comprehension. Now that was a joke.