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Old 03-14-2019, 05:41 AM
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Deposit came in today. After putting 75% in the 401K my net was $24. Enough to buy the entire crew a Starbucks. Disclaimer - only a 190 crew and small size only please.

And leave your quad long shot grande in a venti cup half caf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred for your own tab....
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I bought 4/5ths of a tire for my 16 year old truck.

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Originally Posted by Std Deviation View Post
Deposit came in today. After putting 75% in the 401K my net was $24. Enough to buy the entire crew a Starbucks. Disclaimer - only a 190 crew and small size only please.

And leave your quad long shot grande in a venti cup half caf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred for your own tab....
Oh, so you've taken an FA coffee order before then?

Well done by the way.
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Old 03-14-2019, 06:03 AM
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I'm buying a happy meal for one of my kids. The other will need to settle for a small fry only. You have to "sacrifice" to work here.

"Zero Point Blue Percent" sacrifice.
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Oh, so you've taken an FA coffee order before then?

Well done by the way.
Those are BOS and FLL FAs. The JFK orders are like... Coffee. Black. And a pack of Marlboros. Unfiltered.
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Old 03-14-2019, 06:14 AM
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Those are BOS and FLL FAs. The JFK orders are like... Coffee. Black. And a pack of Marlboros. Unfiltered.
More like Newports.
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Old 03-14-2019, 06:20 AM
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All kidding aside.

Profit sharing. 100% cash - taxes = about 39 minutes of flight pay

WTF over.
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I’m having $135 of FUPM stickers made
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They have encouraged us to not care about profit. Remind them of that EVERY DAY!


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Old 03-14-2019, 07:31 AM
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My measly profit sharing was deposited into my “strike fund”, which knowing this pathetic pilot group I will probably never have to use.
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