I am a suspicious jerk...
 

so I didn't believe this PM I received on this forum from this innocent lady ...

"Greetings to you,

My name is Jennifer Kossa, Due to my intention to invest into private research institute and to enable me further my education This is why decided to write you, to tell you about myself, which I believe you would be of great assistance to me,Am the only daughter of late Mr. Johnson Kossa. My father was a very wealth cocoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, my father died during the political war crisis that going on in my country here in ivory coast(cote d'ivoire)My mother died when I was a baby
when she was about to delivers a new baby and since then my father took me so special.

Before the death of my father on november 2004 in a private hospital
herein Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Eight Million,Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. USD($8.500,000)
left in one of the private security/finances trust services house here in Abidjan Ivory Coast ,as a
family treasures that he used my names her only
daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that he might not
survive the situation he was at that present.However That I should seek for a foreign partner in a
country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose

Sir,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards again.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

(1)Can you help me for the retrievements of this fund on my behalf in the security Security company here to your end?

(2)Can you make an arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a
resident permit in your country?

(3) Can you honestly take me as your own and help me to invest thismoney wisely?

(4)Can I completely trust you?

(5) Iam ready to offer you 15% of this USD($8.500,000) I hope it is acceptable by you?.

Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible so that i can forward the documents to you after we have agreed on the conditions for your assistance. My life is not safe here and i need to be out of here as soon as possible because now that my
father is dead and with me only as a female child, firstly the political war crisis are still going on
here in my country and secondly my uncles are seeking
to kill me so that they can have all my fathers properties. i really don't want to struggle anything
with them in terms of properties but my presence will
still be disturbing them. thank God they are not aware of this fund in the company here hence, I want to leave here as soon as you help me to have the consignment cleared from the security company here and Lodge it into a safe account in your stable country

I am waiting for your urgent reply with your contact phone number so that i can give you the contact of the Security Company for you to contact them as if you are my
guardians and my late father's business associate. Thank you so much.
My telephone number is +22507427563 My email is [email protected]

Best Regards,
Jennifer Kossa"

Does ANYONE all for this? LOL!
(OK, I'm gonna call...)

But...?
 

Wouldn't it be a ***** if it were true?!
Ha!!!

And so you should be..Heres mine
 

FROM THE DESK OF:
Barr.John Williams & Associates
No. 54 Broad Street, Lagos.
TEL:234 8033-689-231.
Please send your reply to my private email:
[email protected]

ATTN:Sir/Ma,

My name is Barrister John Williams. I want to use this medium after going
through your profile to seek for your assistance in a business transaction
which is of mutual benefit.

A foreigner named late Mr. Mike who was an Oil Merchant/Contractor with the
Shell Petroleum Development Company until his death in an ill fated plane
crash BAC 1-11-500 EAS in May 4,2002 in Kano, Nigeria ,please go to this
websites for more information on the plane crash.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1968616.stm or
http://www.usafricaonline.com/ngrkanocrash.html.

He had a balance of USD$5.8million with African Development Bank
website(www.africandevelopmentbank.com) and the bank now expects any of his
available next of kin to claim this money.

To this regard, I am contacting you being the lawyer to the deceased as I
have been directed by the Board of Trustees of the deceased bank to look for
the deceased next of kin, which I have done and found out that he has no
next of kin which means that these funds will be lost to the government.

In order to avert this development, I seek your indulgence to have you stand
as the deceased next of kin so that the funds will be subsequently
transferred and paid into your foreign account. On indicating your
interest,all documents and proofs to enable you get this funds will be
carefully worked out and we are assuring you a 100% risk free transaction.

You will be allowed to retain 40% of the total amount after the
transaction.If this proposal is okay by you, and you wish to take advantage
of the trust bestowed on you,kindly contact me with this e-mail address to
enable me furnish you with relevant details to this transaction.

Please furnish me with your Full Contact and Your telephone number and Fax
number would be necessary for effective communication.

Best regards,
Barrister John Williams (Esq.)

Just reply with a virus. That's what I do. They'll never bother you again.;)

I think there are a few forum members that got that spam, the offender has been tossed off the forum.

http://forums.airlinepilotcentral.co...ead.php?t=1637

Send them this http://web.bvu.edu/students/pickbry/...lpaper/CIA.jpg( Its the cia logo ) If you hear of anymore let me know, There fun to play with. Just drag it on your return Email to them with a scrambed message.

That is funny! Going to get some use of that one! :p

Heres another Homeland security http://www.logo-contest.com/dhsFinal/logo4.gif heres another its white and eazy to work with http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...5/Dhs_seal.jpg

EXCELLENT!
I'll use it!

CRAP!!!!! Respond with a laser guided bomb.