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Five Star Resorts In Cancun Suspected Of Using Illegal Alcohol « CBS Pittsburgh |
No you don't want to go to Mexico City. Its even worse than you've heard!
Pollution! Altitude sickness! Poisoned water! Poisoned food! Cholera! Dysentery! Chlamydia! Murders! Banditos! Drug cartels! Kidnappers! ATC is trying to kill you! The runway is trying to kill you! Your Captain is trying to kill you! The local mechanic is trying to kill you! The volocano is trying to kill you! There will be stowaways! They will plant drugs on you! The money is worthless! They'll steal your ATM card and pin and drain your life savings! The police are more dangerous than the criminals! The traffic is more dangerous than the police! Plus all the human sacrifice! Call out sick. Its the only way to be safe. |
Originally Posted by tom11011
(Post 2398036)
everything is wonderful
Five Star Resorts In Cancun Suspected Of Using Illegal Alcohol « CBS Pittsburgh panic mode let me climb into my bubble and never leave USA. headed to Disney https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ack-boy-search uh....everything is wonderful |
Originally Posted by robthree
(Post 2398916)
No you don't want to go to Mexico City. Its even worse than you've heard!
Pollution! Altitude sickness! Poisoned water! Poisoned food! Cholera! Dysentery! Chlamydia! Murders! Banditos! Drug cartels! Kidnappers! ATC is trying to kill you! The runway is trying to kill you! Your Captain is trying to kill you! The local mechanic is trying to kill you! The volocano is trying to kill you! There will be stowaways! They will plant drugs on you! The money is worthless! They'll steal your ATM card and pin and drain your life savings! The police are more dangerous than the criminals! The traffic is more dangerous than the police! Plus all the human sacrifice! Call out sick. Its the only way to be safe. |
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