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Old 06-25-2018, 11:40 AM
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Have a little class/respect. I don’t want to hangout in your bathroom.
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:11 PM
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Run out of Midol?
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:12 PM
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I say return fire.
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Turn pack temp down too low on purpose if you think it's gonna be a problem. Then when other pilot complains about temps, turn it up and let-er-rip. Blame ensuing stench on packs.
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Meh, just light up a cigar to cover the smell.
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If you are at a real major just suck it up. You get paid the big bucks to deal with random stuff like that. Still don’t like it then work single pilot operations.
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:58 PM
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Have a little class/respect. I don’t want to hangout in your bathroom.

Boyle's Law. The volume of gas that can be contained in a large bowel at sea level cannot successfully be contained at a 6000 ft equivalent cabin. What do you want the guy to do? Explode? Displace solids or liquids in lieu of gas?

That won't improve your cabin environment either!
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Once or twice is ok but usually it’s the same old farts who keep farting constantly, each time I have to fly with them. It is very annoying! But at the end of the day not such a big deal😀
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Old 06-25-2018, 03:24 PM
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People have to learn have to “test fart”. Instead of just letting one massive fart go all at once, try to push it out in small batches. Doing it this way will prevent most of the smell. Try not to push too hard, though. Don’t want to soil yourself on day 1
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