Zero chance im hitting the street.
 

Also have 2 x wives, 2 mortgages, 2 car payments, 4 kids in college

We’re all dumber for having clicked on that post. Do better.

I wonder what kind of shoes you have on now big boy? 🤨

It’s hilarious and truly spot on.
Thats how you recognize a mainline pilot outside of his FDP.

Zero chance im hitting the street.
 

Cocain’s a hella of a drug!

Do not be in love with the coco...

Baking soda, I got Baking soda!

it’s the most played out joke of APC. I don’t dispute the accuracy, but it’s just as overplayed as the “hair goes, backpack, frosted tips, earbuds” stereotype from the 2000’s.

Forgot the baseball cap and fake Rolex.

Boeing logo baseball hat of course.

Phew, thank goodness I only have the Boeing Shirt but it sounds like I might be getting close. Definitely doesn’t say “MAX” on it, only my girdle does. No belt cell, but I can dig out my Walkman II and RAZR flip phone. Aaaaah, the good days. Still pretty good now. My cell was amusing at the Transit Hotel in Incheon-Korea, but the FedEx troops were very informative and let me know where the 7Eleven was. Thanks guys.

I had that Nokia. In 2003.