Skywriting

FAA NPRM
NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)
Part 69, Section 007 (a) 1(c)

Section I - No pilot or pilots, or person or persons
acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision
of a pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or
make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or
understand any or all, in whole or in part of the
herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as
authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed
by, or inspected by, the Administrator.

Section II - If a pilot, or group of associate pilots
becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or
discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or
have been beginning to understand the Aviation
Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3)
days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

Section III - Upon receipt of the above-mentioned
notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator
shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regulations in
such a manner as to eliminate any further
comprehension hazards.

Section IV - The Administrator may, at his or her
discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to
attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations
until such time that the pilot is too confused to be
capable of understanding anything.

UnlimitedAkro

What a comedian. It took me 5 lines before I understood what it all really meant. Written just like a reg.