Why I hate Southwest Airlines
 

Please guys hold nothing back. It is good for you mental well being to let it all out. At least that is what my wife (Phd PSY) says.

Here I will even start off - I hate SWA because they "made" me pay for my type rating.:eek:

Their airplanes are an eyesore. Brown and blue and orange just don't go together.


I think that's about it for me. :D

I hate SWA because this one time, they made fly an AM trip, like really early.

Well, I don't know, I don't work there, seems like it would be a pretty fun place, but from one of their Captains yapping on ATC one day, I heard they have some fat, old, hags and homo's working there and...

Any of you Homo's touch me, and I'll kill ya!

Stripes - Don't Call Me Francis - YouTube

It was a Joke Francis, lighten up!

They kill kittens.

They kick off chicks in mini skirts.




And I didn't know about the kitten thing. That's just wrong.

BUT... I did hear that their Pilot's tears cure Cancer...so they got that going for them! :D

Of course it would be difficult to make one cry, ATC would have to do something really evil, like make him taxi all the way to the far end of the runway in use...or fly a 10 mile final to RW 17L in MCO...and then hold short of 17R for a Delta takeoff.

Oh the Humanity!

I hate SWA because they pay their pilots more than me

You had better be glad they do, and hope they continue to!

God forbid, if they come down, we all go down.

Stand strong boys, we're all counting on you!

only that the pilots remind you of it every chance they get on here. I think one of them started a thread on another forum called "W2, lets see em" or something like that. Very abnoxious.