Delta pilots to get Pinnacle numbers.
 

Just told by the director of ops in ground school, he says attrition is through the roof and they know they wont be able to attract pilots in the future when hiring really kicks in and that Delta wanted to be able to secure pilots so they don't start leaving in droves for United/American. Press Conference will be scheduled for tomorrow.

Riiiiiggghhttt

It's not even noon and I'm sick of April Fool's Day. Thank God it's MLB opening day.

I actually thought the April Fool's joke was a couple of months ago when they said that college degrees and the real interview was dropped. Turns out it's real!

I thought that the rumor of getting GoJets planes put the old kibosh on people leaving. (Except for the folks getting on Spirit, JB, and Airways)

Not be nitpicky but shouldn't the thread read "Pinnacle pilots to get Delta numbers"? I am not sure there are a lot of Delta pilots itching to go to Pinnacle. No offense intended, just stating reality.

He's not kidding! Just got a copy of the list from the mediator Fuctifino. It was done in alphabetical order by first name to prevent pilots fighting over Date of Hire. Can't believe Neil Andblowme is junior to Holden McCrotch!

Ader Titsoff
Adolf Oliver Nipple
Albee Fuctifino
Alotta Bush
Alotta Fagina
Alota Vagina
Amanda Bangor
Amanda D. P. Throat
Amanda Doomy
Amanda Faulk
Amanda Huginkiss
Amanda Hump
Amanda Hump
Amanda Lay
Amanda Lick
Amanda Lick
Amanda Mount
Amanda Mount
Amanda Poker
Amanda Poker
Ana Linjector Andy Cornholder
Andy Felterbush
Andy Fetersnatch
Andy lickther
Andy Phuckterpuss
Andy Phucter
Anita Bangor
Anita B. Jaynow
Anita B. Lojob
Anita Bath
Anita Blackman
Anita Bohn
Anita Bona
Anita Dick
Anita Dickinme
Anita Dump
Anita Fuch
Anna Gaspuwer
Anita Gofradump
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hardcock
Anita Head
Anita Hoare
Anita Hummer
Anita Jackoff
Anita Lay
Anita Little
Anita Longerman
Anita Manda Ball
Anita Mandelay
Anita Masingil
Anita Naylor
Anita P. Ness
Anita *****
Anita Semen
Anita Wackoff
Anita Woodcock
Anita Woody
Anita Wyderbox
Anna Bortion
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Anya Neeze



Barry McCociner
Barry McDikkin
Barry Mapole
Bea Chermeat
Ben Derhover
Ben Derhover
Ben Dover
Ben Gurgen Hoffe
Ben Jackinoff
Ben N. Syder
Ben O. Verbich
Ben R. Over
Ben TimOver

Ben Wabawls
Berry McCaulkiner
Betty Bangzer
Betty Drilzzer
Betty Humpter
Betty Humpter
Betty Phuckzer
Betty Phucter
Betty Yeragoodlay
Bill Lowbiter
Bo N. Herr
Bo Nerr
Brooke N. Rubbers
Bruce D. Cocque
Buck Nekkid
Buster Cherry
Buster Hymen



C. Mike Rack
Cantsia Weiner
Chastity Belt
Chris P. Nutts
Claude Balls

Clee Torres
Clint Toris
Cole Ostamie
Colin Forsecs
Connie Lingus
Cox Ucker
Craven Moorehead
Curley Pubes



Daisy May Blow
Dang Lin-Wang
Daryl B. Payne
Dave Head
Dean Gil Barry
Dee Flower
Dia Rhea
Dick Aiken
Dick Alred
Dick Army
Dick Assman
Dick Beiter
Dick Bender
Dick Beninya
Dick Brain
Dick Burns
Dick Bush
Dick Butkus
Dick Cheese
Dick C. Normus
Dick Cranium
Dick Cumming
Dick Cumoff
Dick Daily
Dick Eder
Dick Encider
Dick Face
Dick Finder
Dick Fitzintite
Dick Fitzinwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Handler
Dick Head
Dick Hertz
Dick Holder
Dick Hungwell
Dick Hunter
Dick Johnson
Dick Kisser
Dick Less
Dick Lipps
Dick Little
Dick Long
Dick Myaz
Dick N. Butts
Dick N. Cider
Dick N. Snatch
Dick Nose
Dick Payne
Dick Pole
Dick Pound
Dick Raasch
Dick Ramdass
Dick Rasch
Dick Schwab
Dick Scott Wood
Dick Seaman
Dick Slocumb
Dick Smack
Dick Stick
Dick Struck

Dick Sucker
Dick Swett
Dick Swollan
Dick Tater
Dick Trickle
Dick Wacker
Dick Wad
Dick Weed
Dick Zucker
Dickie Chew
Dill Doe
Dirk E. Sanchez
Dixie Normous
Dixie Rect
Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
Dixon Butts
Dixon Cox
Dixon Hand
Dixon Kuntz
Don Keedix
Doug McCockin
Dougie Style
Drew Peacock



E. Jack Ulayte
E. Norma Scock
E. Norma Stits
E. Normous Peter
E. Rex Sean
Eaton Beaver
Edith D. *****
Edith McCrotch
Edith Mydick
Eileen Ulick
Elaine R. Over
Emmerson Bigguns
Emmerson Littleuns
Emmerson Niceuns
Enorma Skank

Eric Chin
Eric Shun
Eric Ted Long
Eric Tyldisfunction
Erin Gobraless



Farr King
Fawn Dell Maibalz
Fawn Dillmiballs
Fonda Cox
Fonda Dix
Fonda Peters
Frank Lee Gay
Freida Brest
Frida N. E. Wan
Fudd G. Packer



Gay Barr
Gerald Fitzpatrick
Giv M. Head
Gall E. McOxbig






Hans Omaicok
Hans Updeskirt
Harry A. Ness
Harry Asscrack
Harry Azcrac
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Ballsack
Harry Ballsonya
Harry Balzac
Harry Balzitch
Harry Beaver
Harry Cox
Harry Dick Hunter
Harry Dix
Harry Dong
Harry Johnson
Harry Kuntz
Harry Nutt
Harry P. Ness
Harry Paratesties
Harry Peters

Harry Reams
Harry S. Balsak
Harry S. Houle
Harry Sach
Harry Sax
Harry Scrote
Harry Setatesties
Harry Weiner
Harry Undersack
Haywood Jablomi
Heywood Jagoblowhim
Heywood Japhucker
Heywood Japhuckhim
Heywood Jiblomy
Heidi Salami
Helda Coccen-Mihan
Helda Dick
Helen Back
Helen Bed
Herb Eaverstinks
Herb Utsmells
Herbie Versmels
Holden A. Pare
Holden Dix and his wife Sharon Dix
Holden Hiscock
Holden McGroin
HO LEE FUK Homer Sexual
Honor Knees
Houg Gebreasts
Howie Feltersnatch
Howie Phuckterpuss
Howie Phucter
Hugh Beeotch
Hugh G. Buttnoogie
Hugh G. Dildeaux
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Gass
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gebrests
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Hugh Jardon
Hugh Jewnitt
Hugh Jorgin
Hugh Junit
Hugh Fatasso
Hugh jass
Hugh Jorgan
Hugh Jorgasm
Hugh Jundys
Humphrey Lee
Humphrey Willy
Hyman Berston



I. Sal Balls
I. Yankit
I.C Yadick
I. Fartatu
I. M. Hung
Iama Hore
Ida Fucder
Ilene Dover
Ileen Forward
Ilova Gudfach
Ima Buttmunch
Ima Frute
Ima Goodlay
Ima Hoare
Ima Homeau
Ima Homo
Ima Hooker
Ima Horndawg
Ima Horndog
Ima P. Ness
Ima Rapist
Ima Reilly Cumming
Iona Dick
Iona Glasscock
Iona P. Hole
Issac Cox
Issac Dick
Iva Biggin
Ivan Itchinanus
Ivan Kutchakokov
Ivan Yerkinov
Ivana Cumalot
Ivana ****u
Ivana Phuckalot
Ivanna Gitof
Ivana Gifa Laccio
Ivana Hafsechs
Ivana Havesex
Ivana Hump
Ivana Humpalot
Ivana Shroomslap
Ivanna B. Spanked
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Jerkitov
Ivanna Semour Butts
Ivanna Threesum
Ivanna Tinkle
Ivona Screw
Iwonna Ryder



Jack Goff
Jack Hoffer
Jack Inoff
Jack Knauf
Jack Mehoff
Jack Ma Wang
Jack Mahogoff
Jack Schitt
Jack SlapperAskie
Jack Soffalot
Jacques Off
Jacques Sheet
Jason *****
Jawanna Blowme
Jen Etzel
Jen Italworts
Jenny Taylia
Jenny Tull Warts
Jenny Tulworts
Jew C. Tuatt
Jocelyn Cocque
Joe Blosus John Arhea
John Outhouse
Joy Ryde-Myaz
Justin DeFront
Justin Heranus
Justin Herass
Justin Hermouth
Justin Yermouth



Kareem M. Pants
Kari Mysac
Kimmy Hed Kenya Swallow



Lar G. Rection
Layla Konswallow
Les Bea Anne Lovers
Lisa Swallow
Liz Bien
Long Medick
Lotta Cox
Lotta Hore
Lou C. Twatt
Lou Sanus
Lou Sass
Lou Skunt

Lou Stools
Lou *********
Lou Swimmin
Lube McCock
Lucy Bowels



Madam Dick Burns
Madam Dick Itches
Madame Cocburns
Madame Crotch
Madame Dick Burns
Manley Balls
Manaj A. Twaa
Manny Kanblo
Martha Fokker
Master Bates
Mat Sterbator
Matt Sterbate
Maud R. Fokker
Major, Dick Holder
Max E. Pad
May I. Tutchem
Maya Achinballs
Mel Ester
Mia Buttreeks
Michael Toris
Mike Hawk
Mike Hockertz
Mike Hunt
Mike Littisore
Mike Litoris
Mike Ockinyu
Mike Oxawopper
Mike Oxhard
Mike Oxlittle
Mike Oxlong
Mike Oxsbig
Mike Oxtinx
Mike Rotch
Mike Rotchburns
Miles Long
Miles Long Minnie Pad
Mister Hyman
Mister Period
Moe Lester
Mona Little
Mona Lott
Monica Blewbillski
M.T. Sack
Mr. Bation
Mr. Completely
Mrs. Hiscock
Mya Blousfalopan
Mysha Long



N. Joey Magoo
Neil Anblomee
Neil Anblomi
Neil Down
Neil Enbob
Neil Enlick

Neil Ensuck
Neil Gaiman
Neil Inlick
Neil Zineatser
Nick Eyres
Nida Pee

Norma Snockers
Norma Stits
Niel Anblowme
Noe Schitt-Sherlock



O. Howie Dickter
Oliver Bush
Oliver Closeoff
Oliver Clozov
Onostatio Beaverhousen

Ophelia Balls
Ophelia Cox
Ophelia Cuming Ophelia Nutz
Ophelia Rass
Ophillia Balls
Otto B. Astripper



P Hole
P. Enis Meany
P. Ness
P. Nisevny
Pat Herboub
Pat Hiscock
Pat Hiscock
Pat Maweini
Pat McCock
Pat McGroin
Pat McHunt
Pat York Hunt
Pat McRotch
Pat Myaz
Patrick Fitzgerald
Penny Tration
Pete O'File
Peter Beter
Peter Breath
Peter Dragon
Peter Fitzinwell
Peter Gosinya
Peter Insidya
Peter Johnson
Peter Usedenuf
Phil A. Show
Phil Accio
Phil Atio
Phil C. Rottencrotch
Phil McAvity
Phil McCrackin
Phil McCreviss
Phil McCrotch
Phil Mianus
Phil Mycaulk
Philis Ardon
Phillip A. Butt
Phillip Herpanties
Phill Herbutt
Phillip McCrack
Phill McHunt
Philip Herass
Phillip Mipanties
Phillip Oliver Holz
Phillip Oliver Krevises
Phillip Purass
Phuc N. Stupid
Poppa Woody
***** Galore



Ram Dass
Ran Sidass
Randy Peter
Ray Pugh
Robert Ennema
Rob McLitoris
Rhoda Duck
Rhoda Hotte
Ricardo Cabeza Richard Cranium
Rhoda Hardcock
Rocco Z. Caulk
Roch Myaz
Rod Gozinya
Rod Stiffington
Roland D'Hay
Rolen Thehay
Rolinda *****es
Rolinda Joint
Ron Chee Rosie O' Kunt
Rosie Palm
Ross Crodum
Ruben Mycock
Rueben G. Spaut
Rueben Z. Clitz
Rusty Kuntz



Sal T. Rection
Sarah Tonin
Sawyer Crack
Sawyer Snatch
Scott Hiscock
Seaman Sample
Seaman Staines
Seymore Butts
Semour Asscrack
Seymour Snatch
Seymour Weiner
Shara Dick
Sharon Cox
Sharon Head
Sharon Peters
Shea Verpussi
Sophanda Peters
Stacy Rect
Stella Virgin
Stikit Inya
Stu Pidass
Stu Pidassoe
Sylfilthia Rottencrotch
Sylvia Dooble-Fitz



Tal E. Whacker
Tara Dickoff
Tara Himen
Tara Holenme
Tara McClosoff Tara Nupsumass
Tara Scrodum
Tess Eckel
Tess Tickles
Todd Lerfondler
Toss Misalad
Tony Handcock



U. R. Stuck



Vye Agra
Vye Brator



Wang Phat
Wan Ta Rim
Wanda Rimmer
Watson Herbusch
Wayne Kerr
Will Liciipanti
Willie B. Hardigan
Willie Dicker
Willie Eatmeout
Willie Fisterbottom
Willie Focker
Willie Layer
Wilma Dickfit
Wilma Fingerdoo
Wilma Handue
Will U. Suckminuts
Woody Viagra



Yandeeda Horgasm
York Hunt

Thanks for that BB!

I needed a good laugh, and now I've got a whole list of new names for my son and his idiot friends!

BB

Where were you when I needed a Bar Name Tag back in the old days? Well done lad.......well done!!