MESAfed - Treat Yourselves!
 

taken from www.mesahub.com HILARIOUS.


Today the center for Disease Control in Atlanta GA released the new name of an infectious disease called Mesa-noma. This effects of this illness are still not known, however testing is underway to find the original cause. After preliminary testing, the CDC found that individuals complaining of the same symptoms all had one thing in common, they all worked for a regional airline named Mesa Air Group. All of the individuals that were tested complained of symptoms such as chronic fatigue, lack of bowell control, the involuntary shouting obscenities, and in the most severe cases divorce. Mesa-noma can be very easily mis-diagnosed to another, even more serious disease called Ornsteinitis.:mad: The symptoms of Ornsteinitis are extreme periods of euphoria, believing what you say even when you know you are lying, extreme mood swings and an ego that is out of control.

The CDC suggest the new medication Mesafed to give temporary relief until all that are infected can remove themselves from Mesa Air Group.

Outstanding! Simply outstanding!

its time to buy mesafed stock!

huge gains once this drug hits your local stores.

I can't imagine only having 8 days off. I would go postal and quit. I get ****ed off when I have 13 days off........

Why do you think they're so understaffed? People just leave as soon as their year is up! Some I've heard, even leave before they get through training.