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tomgoodman 04-07-2019 11:37 AM
Originally Posted by TransWorld (Post 2797803)
Tom, what about the guys who do PAs from the loo?
Those PAs stink.

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trip 04-07-2019 02:53 PM
Originally Posted by popcopy (Post 2797204)

You'd be amazed how many eyeballs are looking back at you when you make the welcome aboard PA from the cabin. When flying passenger airliners, remember, you are there for the passengers. They pay your paycheck. Treat them like the valued people they really are. We work in a service industry after all.
I thought that was the "why aren't you up front looking at your maps and starting this bad boy up stare"?

ils8l 04-07-2019 03:30 PM
Just don't tell me to "sit back, relax and enjoy the flight"
makes me throw up a bit in my mouth and a pilot loses his wings every time you say that.

TheWeatherman 04-07-2019 04:16 PM
Originally Posted by ils8l (Post 2798318)
Just don't tell me to "sit back, relax and enjoy the flight"
makes me throw up a bit in my mouth and a pilot loses his wings every time you say that.
Especially when you are in a CRJ200

dera 04-07-2019 07:55 PM
Originally Posted by TheWeatherman (Post 2798336)
Especially when you are in a CRJ200
That one is "sit down, shut up, and yes we know this plane sucks. We want to get out of here as much as you do".

ninerdriver 04-08-2019 03:38 AM
"Sit back, buckle up... and hang on."

Always goes well with the crowd.

rswitz 04-08-2019 09:12 AM
"Update from the flight deck, 30 mins to go, weather is this, seat belt sign going on soon, gate. On time. Thanks for choosing United connection eagle Express"

Don't talk about stuff in knots. No one cares.

TJBrass 04-08-2019 09:20 AM
"When you fly, be like me and carry the (UA/AA/DL/) exclusive flyers' credit card, which pays you .001% for all your inflight purchases. Stop up to the flight deck on your way out and ask me how yo can get 60,000 free miles just for signing up"

Master of FiFi 04-08-2019 10:08 AM
Don't "Welcome people aboard!" in your descent announcement. They have been crammed in the tube for 2 hours already, that ship has sailed.

Time to landing, basic winds (calm, gusty, strong, etc because windy means bumpy to laymen) temperature, gate, if you are early. Thanks for flying.

Blackhawk 04-08-2019 12:49 PM
Originally Posted by dera (Post 2798495)
That one is "sit down, shut up, and yes we know this plane sucks. We want to get out of here as much as you do".
You guys kill me. I remember when the CRJ was the cat’s meow.
Nothing like needing to get from ATL-DFW and the company puts you on the 3 (or was it 4?), stop EMB-120. Look up suck on Wikipedia and this is the definition.


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