Ebay Pilot
 

check this out...

http://cgi.ebay.com/One-1-Pilot-Male...QqcmdZViewItem

Not so cheap if you read the fine print!:cool:

That's hilarious.

Hes asking alot for just 350TT... or am i just modest?

haha zero bids! somebody bid on this guy this would be awesome.

this dude made my day...

And i thought just being home on reserve and watching Murry would do the trick..

i would bid if the shipping price wasnt so high

and out of the back of the ups van comes a crated box from norway, open it up, and wha-la, your very own personal pilot. You can put him in your basement, give him unlimited use of flight simulator, and feed him on his days off, all for 1.00 plus the 400 to bring him to the u.s.

How come we can't get a hot chick coming out of the box? Darn it...

Damn, if he was BUS rated I could have him sit reserve for me.

im surprised mesa hasnt bid on him yet

Where do you think the $1 bid came from? But I'm sure they will pay that dollar at 8.333333333 cents per month (rounded down, of course) for the duration of the year contract, and will sue the pilot if he ever calls in sick, will schedule him for 12 hours flying and 18 hour duty days, I could go on and on.

hahahaha,, i wonder what those OTHER USEFULL things are????

Hmmm...this looks like "holding out" to me...;)

hehe.. what a tool! :rolleyes:

Somebody on APC should email this guy and ask him if he would be willing to fly their BBJ for a year.... just to mess with him. :D

$1/year? He would fit right in at Mesa, Pinnacle or ASA :p

Damn! If he was hotter, I'd bid $10! :D

Please tell me you're a woman..... ;)

Or from San Francisco :p

Some might argue that, but yes. :)

Overqualified?

too bad he doesnt meet the mins to be a dash 8 street captain. hed be golden!

If you look at the bid history it look like 2 people had bids in but then they pulled away.

LOL...... I know you would love that whiskerbizkit....

I see him as damaged goods. He says he has FAA certificates yet can't get a job at a time the regionals are scooping up tools like him. He is the reason the industry is what it is. Nothing more than a Whorre!

Thats what I thought when I read the auction.

Damn Gulfstream Academy!

I wonder what the "other things he's useful for" is...

$20 for him to do my manual revisions for a year

Complete with the type and everything. Air Midwest, here he comes.