American and American Eagle to merge seniority lists!!!
 

Just thought I would sound as ridiculous as Skywest and ASA merging lists. Have a great day:)

Fedex and UPS merge also !!!!! What a day !!!

Crocodiles and alligators each announced today (through their respective spokesholes) that they also would also merge, however, their offspring would be stapled at the bottom of the list forever.

No no no. You've got it all wrong. AMR and Virgin Group are merging seniority lists. And the Croco-gators plan to merge with Platypi.

Come on people. Time to straighten out all the rumors.

The REAL Facts:

1. Southwest and Mesa will be merging seniority lists. All Mesa new hires will be required to get CRJ type ratings on their own within 2 weeks of being hired.

2. FedEx and UPS will merge senority lists. Tail will color will be decided after 3rd graders in KMEM and KSDF mix purple and brown finger paint.

3. AA and Eagle will be merging seniority lists, except all eagle pilots will be placed above anyone hired after WWII. The term "Staple" will be replaced with the word "Slip-N-Slide."

Lets not forget Jonathan Ornstien is now teaching economics and ethics at the Wharton School of Business. Ben Stein is his motivational speaker.

Just cut to the chase.....National Seniority List!

Only if the retirement age was temporarly changed to 35!!! :D

AMAZING! Just heard on CNN it WAS! HOORAY!!

That's it folks - I'm coming HERE for all the latest and greatest news for now on ;-)

Ya'll are nuts, btw LoL