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RJ drivers song
Got this off another website thought it was kinda funny.
**to the tune of Rockstar by Nickelback** If you dont know the Nickelback song this wont be nearly as funny. I’m through with waiting in line to take off runway ten Sitting next to a student that stinks like gin This job hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be I want a brand new jet that I can learn in the sim And a crashpad I can play Tetris in And a king size case that’ll carry all my charts for me I’ll need a Sallie Mae loan that’s got no limit And a nine leg day with no lunch break in it Gonna raid the galley cart so I can just get some food in me I want a dark crew bus with no suspension Ride with a dozen other pilots who don’t have pensions To some cheap hotel where the mattress smells like pee I’m gonna trade this life for flying a plane Might even wear sunglasses and frost my mane Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ I wanna bid each month and try to hold a line Get stuck on reserve every single time Commute 19 hours so I can live with my parents for free I’m gonna dress up in the latest Sporty’s fashion I’m running low on socks so I’d better ration Gonna work on holidays and never have a weekend free I’m gonna trade this life for flying a plane Might even wear sunglasses and frost my mane Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair And we’ll hide out from the FAA With the latest regulations and a 110A They’ll take away your cert with that evil smile Everybody’s got an ALPA rep on speed dial Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ Gonna shoot an ILS and pray for FD capture Gonna get bent over by some dispatcher Get stuck in an arrival sequence 12 planes long Let the autopilot fly so I don’t get it wrong Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair And we’ll hide out from the FAA With the latest regulations and a 110A They’ll take away your cert with that evil smile Everybody’s got an ALPA rep on speed dial Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ |
Hahaha this one is an instant classic!
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Originally Posted by ERJ135
(Post 260290)
Got this off another website thought it was kinda funny.
**to the tune of Rockstar by Nickelback** If you dont know the Nickelback song this wont be nearly as funny. I’m through with waiting in line to take off runway ten Sitting next to a student that stinks like gin This job hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be I want a brand new jet that I can learn in the sim And a crashpad I can play Tetris in And a king size case that’ll carry all my charts for me I’ll need a Sallie Mae loan that’s got no limit And a nine leg day with no lunch break in it Gonna raid the galley cart so I can just get some food in me I want a dark crew bus with no suspension Ride with a dozen other pilots who don’t have pensions To some cheap hotel where the mattress smells like pee I’m gonna trade this life for flying a plane Might even wear sunglasses and frost my mane Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ I wanna bid each month and try to hold a line Get stuck on reserve every single time Commute 19 hours so I can live with my parents for free I’m gonna dress up in the latest Sporty’s fashion I’m running low on socks so I’d better ration Gonna work on holidays and never have a weekend free I’m gonna trade this life for flying a plane Might even wear sunglasses and frost my mane Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair And we’ll hide out from the FAA With the latest regulations and a 110A They’ll take away your cert with that evil smile Everybody’s got an ALPA rep on speed dial Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ Gonna shoot an ILS and pray for FD capture Gonna get bent over by some dispatcher Get stuck in an arrival sequence 12 planes long Let the autopilot fly so I don’t get it wrong Cuz we all just wanna be airline stars Live in slum flop houses driving old junk cars The girls run screaming but my callsign’s sweet We’ll all stay skinny cuz we just can’t eat And we’ll get kicked out of the hotel bar Eating ramen bricks and a candy bar Every flight attendant’s gonna think I’m square Every Ipod wearer with the frost-tipped hair And we’ll hide out from the FAA With the latest regulations and a 110A They’ll take away your cert with that evil smile Everybody’s got an ALPA rep on speed dial Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ Hey hey I wanna fly an RJ The funniest thing I have ever read, whats even more funny is I showed my g/f and she had no idea what "Sallie Mae" was :( |
Wow that is perfect. Hit me on like 5 different levels. Would be awesome if someone actually sang it.
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That's awesome! Every line of it true.
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Let the autopilot fly so i dont get it wrong.
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Originally Posted by ToiletDuck
(Post 260297)
Wow that is perfect. Hit me on like 5 different levels. Would be awesome if someone actually sang it.
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That is awesome. Someone call Weird Al!
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haha Weird Al. Forgot about him.
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That's great! I love it!
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LoL if someone DOES end up singing this who can actually sing, I would LOVE to have acopy of it hahahaha freakin sweet!
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I’ll need a Sallie Mae loan that’s got no limit And a nine leg day with no lunch break in it Gonna raid the galley cart so I can just get some food in me |
Great lyrics!! I would definitely pay a buck off iTunes to hear this one outside of my head!
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Talented writing! Can't wait until the tour comes to my town.
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Hilarious!
The song is easy and the new lyrics are great. I'll try to post an MP3 when i get back home to a guitar. The tour has been canceled 'cause I'm junior manned. |
I read that, and laughed.
However I couldn't get over the fact that Nickelback SUCKS. |
Priceless!
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Originally Posted by Pilotpip
(Post 261014)
However I couldn't get over the fact that Nickelback SUCKS.
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freakin hilarious.....
nickelback rocks ;) |
Yea Nickelback rocks....If you like music that sucks :p haha just messin' with ya.
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someone was bored in the crashpad......awesome
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I laughed so hard, I peed a little.
Know you know who to blame for the mattress... |
NB rox ur sox.
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