Originally Posted by SharkyBN584 (Post 266328)

What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:

"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"

Originally Posted by Fly IFR (Post 266323)

Supposedly that guy is a real United pilot and there are a few guys in the major forums that actually know him...

Originally Posted by SharkyBN584 (Post 266328)

What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:

"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"

Originally Posted by SharkyBN584 (Post 266328)

"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"

Originally Posted by SharkyBN584 (Post 266328)

What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:

"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"

Originally Posted by SharkyBN584 (Post 266328)

What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:

"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"