"O Management" (O Christmas tree)
 

Thought I'd spread a little Christmas cheer with this song a Pilot from Air Wisconsin gave me. It's sung to the Christmas carol 'O Christmas tree':



Oh management! Oh management!
What will you give for Christmas?
Oh management! Oh management!
What will you give for Christmas?
Listen to what thy Judge told thee
My back pay is what you owe me
Oh management! Oh management!
What will you give for Christmas?

Oh management! Oh management!
Our pay cut was invalid
Oh management! Oh management!
Our pay cut was invalid
Big Blue’s contract was unsecure
You used my pay cut as a lure
Oh management! Oh management!
Our pay cut was invalid

Oh management! Oh management!
How did you get so greedy
Oh management! Oh management!
How did you get so greedy
You took and kept my concession
To teach United a lesson
Oh management! Oh management!
How did you get so greedy

Oh management! Oh management!
My commute takes half a day
Oh management! Oh management!
My commute takes half a day
Now I’m home just nine days a month
My married life is out to lunch
Oh management! Oh management!
My commute takes half a day

Oh management! Oh management!
Do I have a future here
Oh management! Oh management!
Do I have a future here
Fifty seat jets that no one wants
Leadership that gives no response
Oh management! Oh management!
Do I have a future here

HAHAHAHA!!! Now I'm in the Christmas spirit! I'm emailing this to all my friends!