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xjsaab 02-21-2008 11:06 AM
Mesaba teaser
 
So I am at the training center today and I see some nice eye candy. Here I am thinking they finally are gonna stop hiring grandmothers. Nope They are from compass. Maybe the grass is greener over there.

acs020 02-21-2008 11:26 AM
I thought you might like this xjsaab, it was on the merger threads. Posted by capncruch.

"I will give you flight attendants. NWAs are the worst.

If you want to know which base an NWA flight attendant is from, you have to give her the Hula Hoop test:

A) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her hair, she is based in Memphis.

B) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her mid section, she is based in Minneapolis.

c) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her ankles, she is based in Seattle."

another guy said that if the hula hoop can not fit over her ak-47 she is based in DTW!

Tinpusher007 02-21-2008 11:48 AM
Originally Posted by xjsaab (Post 324921)
So I am at the training center today and I see some nice eye candy. Here I am thinking they finally are gonna stop hiring grandmothers. Nope They are from compass. Maybe the grass is greener over there.
I remember that as well...definitely some cuties over there at Compass. But you know, if you wanna deal with F/A's like that its probably safer to do so with ones at a company other than your own. We're basically all in the family anyway and who knows whats to be once the merger goes through.

IHateMgmt 02-21-2008 12:33 PM
Originally Posted by acs020 (Post 324927)
I thought you might like this xjsaab, it was on the merger threads. Posted by capncruch.

"I will give you flight attendants. NWAs are the worst.

If you want to know which base an NWA flight attendant is from, you have to give her the Hula Hoop test:

A) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her hair, she is based in Memphis.

B) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her mid section, she is based in Minneapolis.

c) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her ankles, she is based in Seattle."

another guy said that if the hula hoop can not fit over her ak-47 she is based in DTW!
:D It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true... hilarious!

sigep_nm 02-21-2008 01:35 PM
Originally Posted by IHateMgmt (Post 324975)
:D It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true... hilarious!
New name for flight attendants at mesaba. Mesabasaurus. Very similar to a Teranasaurus Rex.

matlok 02-21-2008 06:46 PM
Originally Posted by xjsaab (Post 324921)
So I am at the training center today and I see some nice eye candy. Here I am thinking they finally are gonna stop hiring grandmothers. Nope They are from compass. Maybe the grass is greener over there.
w00t!!! :D

tsween 02-21-2008 09:59 PM
all this is funny

you know all the compass FAs are there for the all new e jet fleet. that spells out HIGH MX

Ftrooppilot 02-22-2008 03:15 AM
Originally Posted by xjsaab (Post 324921)
. . . Here I am thinking they finally are gonna stop hiring grandmothers. . . .
What does XJSAAB have against grandmothers ? I get to sleep with one every night. :rolleyes:


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