Chautauqua passenger information cards
 

Was deadheading on Chautauqua today and for entertainment I decided to read the safety information card in the seat back, and found some interesting things in the picture:
- In the picture showing the brace positions, there is a man giving a woman a massage and the lady behind them is breastfeeding her baby
- Oxy mask demo: a mother is putting a mask on her horribly deformed child
- Pax door: After opening the door a man is standing in the doorway applauding the f/o's attempt at landing
- Service door: Man is helping a woman out of the door by placing his hands on her chest and crotch
- Overwing exits: Man has jumped out onto the ground and looks at his watch to see if he is still going to make his connection
- Infant life vests: A baby yoda appears to have been dipped in blue juice before putting his vest on.
:D

worthless without pics...

Sorry, I didn't take my printer/scanner/copier on board the aircraft. TSA looks at me funny if I carry my desktop through security

Wow that was a fantastic contribution. Thanks.

cessna . . . loved it in the comair update thread and loved it here. Just the visual of a baby yoda being dipped in blue juice made me lol.

I have not laughed that hard in YEARS

thank you Josh,

Oh my

#22 is the from the CHQ info card of the mom with deformed child

Great stuff!!!

yep that's what i was thinking about:cool:

no yours is better. So thank YOU.

Another Variation
 

Ok, now THAT is awesome... Isn't that off one of the Hojet CRJ's?

The first rule of project mayhem is that we do not ask questions.

not really all that funny, but the emb145 on the republic instruction card is labeled as a emb175

flyerjosh and jungle that is some funny sh#t!!!!!!! I needed a good laugh and I did it so hard I just woke the baby up!!!

This stuff is great.

Actually the CO flight I was on a few weeks ago had some chick with 1980's hair trying to put on a life preserver and a mother putting the O2 mask on her midget son.

In my top ten movies of all time.

I remember a bunch of years ago Willy Wonka was going through the over-wing emergency exit. I wish I still had it.

his name is robert paulson.