Here is a link that will balance out this crap:
Nicole Graham and Astro: Mother stayed by horse's side for 3 hours after getting trapped | Mail Online

Where is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when we need him?

Maybe the song would go like this:

When my mistress called her friends,
I knew I would get l*yed.
But when I saw the cops arrive,
It turned into a raid!

Time for Ted Nugent to change the lyrics....

"The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some puppy next door
I went and see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me dog scratch fever
dog scratch fever

It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed

I make the puppy growl with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

They give me dog scratch fever
dog scratch fever..."

She was just longing for some good ole doggy-style...

Maybe the dog wasn't into that lifestyle.

Wait....So that kind of stuff is frowned upon??

I think the problem was they didn't own the dog. That is why I always purchase my pets and not just rent them.

Anyone know how to check to see if one has warrants in the state of Arizona? I have a.......Friend who needs to know. Thanks!








I kid. I kid.......