Originally Posted by Std Deviation (Post 1235529)

Gee how many other low paying careers could you use that for:

"They're paying you to feed a Lion, and that's pretty cool" (zookeeper)

"They're paying you move volatile petrochemicals under pressure into a motorized device, and that's pretty cool" (gas pumper)

"They're paying you to perform a good ole' fashion hippy beating and Taze a fleeing suspect, and that's pretty cool" (security guard)

"They're paying you to handle highly sensitive financial instruments and federal currency under pressure, and that's pretty cool" (bank teller).

Originally Posted by ysslah (Post 1235640)

"They are paying you to have sex, and that's pretty cool" (prostitute)

:D

Originally Posted by lolwut (Post 1235634)

"They're paying you to be a gerbil farmer, and thats pretty cool." (Cohen's other job)