Rare Ignominy
 

From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution
---DELTA PARTNER RANKED LAST IN TIMELINESS---
If you traveled on Delta Connection carrier Atlantic Southeast Airlines (ASA) this summer, you had almost a 50-50 chance of being late — the highest delay rate in the industry. On top of that, you also faced the highest odds of having your baggage lost. The regional airline has achieved a rare ignominy: Out of 20 airlines, ASA ranked 20th in both on-time performance and baggage handling in each of the last four months. "Am I happy with it? No, not at all," said Joe Kolshak, Delta's executive vice president of operations. "These aren't ASA customers. They are Delta customers."

Sounds like they've lived up to the title I've always heard thrown around by customers.
A America's
S ****tiest
A Airline

Why is this a shocker? "They are Delta customers". Delta has lost plenty of my bags in the past.

Don't
Expect
Luggage
To
Arrive

While we are on the subject,

Forgiving
Unions
Can
Keep
United
Alive
Longer

ASA is just trying to keep up to Delay Every Leg To Atlanta....

Sorry, it seemed like we were on a roll here...

Another Lame Pilot Association

Not Worth Anything

MESA, Skywest Pilot Development Program

Directs Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta

Doesn't Ever Leave Terminal Area

Hey this is fun!

MESA: Making Employees for Skywest Airlines. :D