So you're a hungry regional pilot?
 

I would consider this mandatory reading material for all 1st year employees. A few are decent, most made me chuckle.
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That is just so sad and depressing.

Love the "toast" sandwich. Piece of toasted bread between two regular slices.

So you're a hungry regional pilot?
 

I cannot find it now but there is a thread on there about old spice. Equally as funny.

the average corporate-jet flight attendant now makes more than the average commuter airline captain.. Now that's depressing and makes me mad

Corporate FA's get paid to look good, there's always a premium for that.

Capitalism in action, for ya....

Well at one of my RJ driving jobs, we had a $1/hr pay override for each point of your score on your hotornot profile for captains. FOs got 50 cents.

As an FO with a 5.8 score on there, I was getting $2.90 more per hour. Every hour. Free money for my good looks.

How bout a jamwish sandwich?

Take two pieces of bread, jam em together, and wish you had something to put in it besides bread.

Two crackers and a bottle of hot sauce!