Fighting in the Cockpit
 

A flight attendant had to ride in the cockpit the rest of the flight to referee......

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62712278

They had at least two things going for them. It's an air bus, so there's nothing to hit and it practically flies itself, and they're french. A fight between the french is a lot like tossing one ball of yarn to two kittens and saying "choose." Once again, even a fight between two frenchmen in the cockpit results in a loss. Go figure.

To paraphrase, "Gentlemen. You can't fight in there. That's the War room."

You’re fired
 

They should both be fired and lose their certificates, so should their chief pilot.

How did the CP get involved in this?