https://www.google.com/amp/newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/02/26/newark-airport-emergency-exit-slide/amp/

If he didn’t grab a beer on the way out, he ain’t $#it.

Those slides get all the action.

Even our pax don’t want to fly on our uber-guppies......😏

Darn Micronesians

So how’d he get on the airplane...

Bought a ticket.
I think it’s still legal.

I think he meant...how did he get onto the incorrect flight? Perhaps there is some sort of technology available that could check a passengers ticket before they are allowed to enter an airplane?

LOL
He was ticketed for that flight.

Okay...the initial report I heard was that he got onto the wrong flight. I’m shocked the news got the story incorrect.