They opened the window for Flight Attendant applications today, for people without foreign language skills. If you know someone wanting the gig, tell them to apply asap. The window usually closes quickly.

Just remember, it's harder to get accepted at Delta than it is at Harvard

That's because we keep them a lot longer than Harvard does.

Is there such a thing as Flight Attendent Emeritus?

No, but like Harvard, after awhile they have Tenure. That means it is much more difficult to fire them. Just like Senior Mamas, Senior professors usually hold sway over which classes they teach.

You owe me a new keyboard and a cup of coffee.