6 types 3 Boeing. Heavy International, current 767 PIC, but short of the 1000TPIC is DOA?

Guessing since the process is a software program, and if dialed in at 1000 TPIC, yes. Cross that software divide and it would change the automatic calculation. The very rare few below 1000 TPIC probably got the in via a job fair or some other personal and human intervention.
Best of fortunes

Is 1000 TPIC the industry standard? I was under the impression it was at least 1500 for insurance purposes. Can anyone elaborate?

Lesson 1:
Don't put industry standard and UPS in the same sentence.

Ouch.
But - I gotta say, that was funny!

Yeah, that was pretty damn funny