(for those flying the smaller planes)
55. That wasn't me, must have been someone in the back.

(After a mistake is made in GA)
56. "I'm a student pilot, sorry!"
57. My logbook is accurate.

55. "if you can land the sim....you can land the plane...."

50. "I was on a landline...aircraft calling say again."

Sorry, but that one's true: fewer assistant controllers to take that call, so I gotta do it all!


Here's mine for you:

#58 Me: "Say climb-rate".... (any RJ1/2) "A thousand a minute"...

(getting paid by the hour)
#59: Center:What's your indicate airspeed
Us: Ummmm 300kts(reading 270ish)

60) "We're just below the bases here..."
61) "We'll climb right up through freezing layer no problem"
62) "Yea it's all preflighted"
63) "...I got the weather too..."

64. "that line of storms is only a mile or two thick........."

65. ATC: "We're painting an area of heavy precipitation 60 miles ahead"
us: "Will direct XYZ airport should keep us out of it?.."
ATC: "Yes sir"
us: "Then we see it too..."

55. Yeah, all those things broke on the flight home.

66. I fly an all Glass DC-3.