"We're not trying to sell you the LOA."
"If you want to know what the trips/lines are going to look like, maybe you should contact the company's SIG representative."
"The tax equalization plan is a good deal for us, but it's so complicated I don't understand it."
"The company handed us the tax equalization program and told us it was a good deal for the pilots. We contacted Price Waterhouse, who constructed the tax equalization program for the company, and they gave us the same information. Finally, we hired a New York tax equalization specialist who contacted Price Waterhouse and got the same information."
Three identical descriptions of the tax equalization program from the same source. Amazing!