Crazy claimed tax deduction - Airline Pilot Central Forums

ufgatorpilot , 09-15-2009 06:42 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Add porn and prostitution to the list of crazy claimed tax deductions. Funny that the taxpayer in this instance is a tax lawyer....

TaxProf Blog: Court Denies Tax Lawyer's $100,000 Medical Expense Deduction for Prostitutes and Porn

LifeNtheFstLne , 09-15-2009 08:02 AM

Recommend Retention

Quote:

Originally Posted by ufgatorpilot

The most shocking part of the article was that: Halby said he found his "sex surrogates" - preferably brunettes - through ads in The Village Voice and sometimes visited them several times a week. "Over the years, I've been with dozens of girls for full-body massage with . . . happy ending," he said.

ufgatorpilot , 09-15-2009 08:13 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by LifeNtheFstLne

The most shocking part of the article was that: Halby said he found his "sex surrogates" - preferably brunettes - through ads in The Village Voice and sometimes visited them several times a week.

Well, there you go, you and Mr. Halby both prefer brunettes. "Acta non verba"

Quote:

Originally Posted by LifeNtheFstLne

"Over the years, I've been with dozens of girls for full-body massage with . . . happy ending," he said.

Too bad you are too junior to get those Beijing trips.

tomgoodman , 09-15-2009 08:45 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Worth a try

Heard about a guy who didn't pay his taxes at all for several years. When the IRS caught up with him, he claimed it was due to his disability: "chronic procrastination syndrome".

ufgatorpilot , 09-16-2009 04:36 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomgoodman

Heard about a guy who didn't pay his taxes at all for several years. When the IRS caught up with him, he claimed it was due to his disability: "chronic procrastination syndrome".

I'm guessing that excuse only works if you are the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury.