Well Snap ....

that Dino has actually been around longer than Brown. I'm not saying that is a good thing ...

You could say the same about some of our pilots.

Is the Fedexia known to inhabit the Jurassic Jet, mainly in South American climates? If so, I believe I've encountered one or two.

LOL....now that's funny.

Next then need to classify the rare and elusive Memphibian.

First it was the uniforms, no question.
Coming out of 42Ab, with UPS furloughing.
Bringing planes out of the desert as UPS park's DC-8's and 757's.
Buying 777's as we cancel A380's
Fedex expands as UPS contracts, 2 years too late.

NOW you guys get a lizard name after you?

Serenity now!

Ha, I thought of one. Our CEO made WAY more $$$ than yours. Nearly $6M last year! Take that!


(PS, can anyone over there walk my resume into Fred's office?)

FDX1, I will gladly take you up on that offer!

Another good one to share. One of our future furloughees has a good bud that works in sales at FEDEX. Great salary with a full benefits package and willing to wait for him to hit the street, he accepted! Got to love it, this guy will have a seamless transition and not draw an unemployment check.

Now that is funny!

I still don't believe UPS will go thru with all their furlough threats. FedEx and UPS almost always mirror each other in performance and load factor changes. My guess is both Companies will be short handed in the not to distant future and will be looking to hire soon after.

But if I'm wrong (again) I'd be happy to bring your resume to Fred's office. Isn't that the kid on You Tube thats always screeming?