Overhead Bin - Southwest mix-up leaves 9-year-old stranded for five hours

So that's how I can get a pilot to buy dinner!!

Wow! Why did the mother originally book BNA-CMH-BWI-LGA in the first place?!

Wrong thread...should go to... "Why I hate SWA".

We will trade you. Hockey for WM.

Scheduled BNA-BWI-LGA and a weather stop in CMH.

And her kitten still hasn't been seen...

I saw three SWA pilots with that kitten. Their name tags said 'LUV JOCKEY', 'OSCAR' and 'ICEMAN'. They were doing things to that kitten. One of them kept sniggering and muttering "I'm dangerous".

Horrible scene.

What they don't realize is that they have a stalker:

SWA will be having a post Christmas sale of mittens....[barely used]

Ok...let's do it. Hockey goes to Swa and Swa gives us WM. That sounds fair. Happy New Year Luv!

I love the part at the end where she says she's going to drive the 17 hours back to Nashville. Not smart enough to figure out that it's possible to fly LGA-BNA without stopping twice (or at all). If you're stupid enough to send your kid on a two-stop itinerary, you deserve a kick in the ass.