This guy shouldn't be on this thread. This is the TOTD thread. This guy qualifies as TOOL OF THE CENTURY.

I think I'll start bringing a little folding chair in case I see him trying that speech with those Jamaican Customs ladies. Should go over real well.

He was acquired, NOT HIRED.

Can you imagine being related to Hollywood?

Just imagine what he talks about at Thanksgiving. Just imagine him chewing the fat over some beers. God.

This idiot probably has relatives. Just imagine how awful they feel every time they see him.

Someone may have even married that ****stick....

No amount of money could ever be worth all that ****tardery

Linky no worky. Can someone PM it to me?

If you’re on facebook, it’s made it on the airlinepilotmemes page.

If this is for real...anyone who has gotten this far in this industry...and still refers to himself by his military call sign, much less putting it on a PA, is the tool of the century.

Don't a lot of Southwest guys put it on their company ID's? I've seen it a few times.

God...I hope not. No one GAS. Except maybe them.