Dog house? I was thinking more along the lines of castration.

Lighten up dude. I married one and she's hot. The FA joke is DAL thing.

Anyone else notice how many tools the TOTD thread attracts? Interesting.

I for one don't, if I was that tough in real life I wouldn't have to visit these web boards to exert my manliness.

I think there may be alot of "self-awareness" popping up on this thread.
I include myself in that.
Just trying to figure our how many runway centerline lights I need to miss on my next takeoff roll as to not get the branded a tool.

Very entertaining to say the least.

I wear white latex gloves also when it is the first flight of the day and I have to remove the gear pins. Some of them can be caked in grease and who knows what. It's easier to don the gloves than scrub the grease off my hands in the lav. However, I think SWA may be one of the few airlines that uses the gear pins every night.

fb has one, why don't we?

I think you might be alone. I'm amazed you do this. What's the purpose?

My company pins the gear when mechanics are taxiing to and from the hangar. However, maintenance installs and removes them as a logbook entry is required every time.

At my old company, on the Saab, part of our morning security check was to check inside the wheel wells. There's a chain inside the main gear to open one of the doors on the ground. You had to reach up inside and feel around for it. You bet I work latex gloves on my walk around. That grease didn't come off easily and the Saab didn't have running water.

Depends who won the fight.