It may...

I suspect a pilot with fresh linens for each day of the trip might be the tool.

We'll never know...

Excellent point. I'm prettty sure Timmay is in a different category known as "TOUCHE" (Tool + Douche).

In reference to license plates, saw a pilot in pit this morning with the plate v1 rot8

Honestly it looked like he was just hanging out next to his car at the terminal at 5am.

Exactly....I also don't need to wear the uniform to eat breakfast.

Back in the day I was jumping on an Eastern B757 and the captain comes on n says "Oh I have slipped the surly bonds of earth and...." the WHOLE poem then afterwards in a 12 pack a day throat cancer coming voice "ladies and gentelmen YOU are riding aboard a BOEING 757, the world's most powerful airliner, able to raech 41,000 feet in 12 minutes....blah blah blah"

http://www.mdculpepper.org/

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Oh.......my.......God

Huh???????

People that post METARs to their Facebook status...